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Tuesday, May 13, 2025

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  1. Univ of Saigon 68May 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM

    #11 - Yeah, frustrating. I have that compact 9mm Glock 20-something in my car. 25? 26? Fuck it . . . it's a Glock.

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    1. The 26 9 mm has a 10 rd mag and the 43 9mm has a 7 rd mag. I've got the 26 and my wife has the 43.

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  2. #2. The exam question was… Is the board thick enough to throw the old man into the hay or will the board bend and throw the old man backwards.

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  3. #7. Similar one in Germany when I lived there. We called them " specimen toilets " .

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    1. Them Europeans like to examine their shit before they flush it.

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    2. #7 Saw those at Krems, in Austria. I think you have to sit facing the back otherwise nothing moves. Also #17; Does not look like Knotty-Head.

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    3. Was in Germany back in the early 1980s. Same toilet then. When you flush it, water comes cascading down the slope, hits the “specimen”, then splashes all over you and the floor in its attempt to wash it down the hole. Didn’t seem very sanitary or logical to me back then. Can’t believe they still use that type.

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    4. Now imagine a toddler standing on the specimen tray and pissing on the floor.

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    5. Back in the day the army nomenclature was "shit on a shelf".

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    6. #7. First saw on Eagle Base in Tuzla, BiH. I called them, “the Shit Shelf Shitter”. Typical European unfathomable design, well for this Yank anyway. Thanks Ken for the memories.
      Saber 7

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    7. People in northern France and the Benelux countries have a tendency to eat "steak tartare":

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare

      Basically, it's raw ground beef. As you can guess, this can lead at times to beef tapeworms:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taenia_saginata

      The shelf in the toilet is there so one can inspect their stool for any worms before flushing it away. If they find a worm or two, they tend to avoid eating steak tartare for a while. :)

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    8. #7: “The poop shelf” often requires “the sled” of bum wad or you’re left The Skidmark From Hell. The stench is incredible and lingers, clings really, for a half an hour.
      https://amsenneff.wordpress.com/2010/09/18/heres-a-culture-lesson-for-you-the-pooh-shelf/

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  4. As a born n raised Portland Native, I can say with absolute certainty that there *IS* no 'rainy season' there.

    By definition a season must have an establish periodic parameter of time with a proper beginning and end. 'Year Round' does not count!

    The only difference is whether the rain is Warm or Cold.

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  5. #20: the bad news is that Gaza no longer has any tall buildings to throw gays off of.
    So beheading it is.

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  6. # 19. Hey what is that shit cause it as shit ain't country
    JD

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  7. 6) I have a Glock 19 and a Smith & Wesson Model 19 and neither one of them is in 19 caliber.

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    1. And a S&W 686 doesn't shoot 6 13/16 shells. If it did, I'd want two

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    2. My cz-75 is neither a 75mm nor does it have a 75 round magazine- which is kinda disappointing.

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    3. And my Glock 44 shoots 22's.

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  8. #12 Wearing a mask, I'd be guessing he's waiting on his boyfriend.

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  9. #1: Don't bet your paycheck on it. Remember obsessed Libturds do things over and over expecting a different reaction.

    #7: Yup the folks over in Europe think a teaspoon of water is suffient to flush even to deal with an Angus beef filled American dump.

    #8: I like to hold babies before they're born, but only if momma is hot.

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  10. #11 is almost correct. The Glock 38 is not a 45ACP. It is a 45 GAP. It is the same projectile but the 45 GAP is roughly equivalent to 45 APC+P.

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  11. If this is the case, I probably couldn't carry my Remington 870....

    Justim....

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  12. #3 Had to take the wife's truck to get a pair of tires.
    Had to tell the guy that I'm sorry but it's the wife's truck and don't judge me.

    #6 My 1911 shoots .45ACP and my Ruger Security six shoots .357 That's all that matters to me.

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  13. My 43X holds 10+1 9MM. My SP 101 shoots 327 Federal Magnums. Go figure.

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  14. redhawk blackhawk 1911... same bullet, just more or less powder

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