# 2. Just don't fuck with it # 3. This is funny, he's going to catch hell for it but definitely worth it. #. 5. Biting off way more than he could chew # 10. Too much exposure for me JD
#3. Depends on the babe and the relationship. I know couples who live for the next prank. I know one gal says she's never going to divorce because she wants more revenge.
Well, I bet that guy is NOT going to get any for a very LONG time. If it is a guy. would still apply to the other sex. What do you call two lesbians on fire: LGBBQ. Why does Santa Clause carry an umbrella while he does his rounds during Christmass? Because of the Rain, ... Dear. Everyone have a nice Mother's Day this Sunday. Heltau
#5, reminds me of a time back in Kansas city in the late 1980's. I was with my buddy in a MGB-GT and we had a few assholes trying to give up some shit. they where dumb founded when 2 guys got out one 6'2" and my buddy was 6'4" . there was a fair bit of leg room in those old English sports cars. we when down there to score some parts I think it was. my buddy Ed upgraded to a TVR in faggot purple and he said there was less leg room in it. I ended up dropping a V-8 into mine and had to change to disc wheels. wanted to get a Jag rear end, but they where a bit too much to get. shame really, it was a fun car. dave in pa.
Ok, I dont really have the big $$ needed to buy one, but, I had already noticed the problem with the car in #9. I think a lot of people would have a similar problem. A Whole lot of " cool fast cars" are tight fitting and low to the ground. SUV, and Minivans may not be cool or fast but at least I can get in and out of them . It is also easy to see traffic etc from their elevated heights.
You should see me get out of my 79 Seville. Something like that. Age and a bad left knee. Now do getting down on the ground to do gardening, and then getting up.
#10 - gal working as an exec at my workplace got a job elsewhere. Later read that she and another bigwig at that place got fired for leaving the curtains open on his upper-level office while she was bucking for a promotion.
#9 - I remember the first time I saw a Lamborghini in real life. It was so low to the ground I realized that I would lying down on my back and viewing between my legs, if I was to try and drive it. And he demonstrated the other problem it it - getting in & out. It made me wonder how people could drive it for anything longer than short trips.
Starker here, I believe #9 is a BMW I8. Butterfly doors and rocker shape, UK probably. 1.5L 3 cylinder hybrid. It has V8 sound effects for driver. https://youtu.be/EoojNzIL2cQ
#5 - A similar thing happened to one of my taller and larger friends where a pip squeak gave him a ration of shit while my buddy was crouched down in this 1965 Ford Fairlane. My buddy opened the car door, knocking the punk on the ground and then towered over him while the punk groveled on the ground.
1: I had a blind dog, this kind of thing was a worry of mine. 3: Presuming that's your sister. Good stuff. 5: From tough guy to little bitch in about one second. I love the humiliation of that boot in the ass too. I am wondering why someone was right there holding a camera for this though. 9: I'm maybe half this old, and I'll just stick to my SUV.
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# 2. Just don't fuck with it
ReplyDelete# 3. This is funny, he's going to catch hell for it but definitely worth it.
#. 5. Biting off way more than he could chew
# 10. Too much exposure for me
JD
#2 Golden Viper from Snake Island Brazil
Deletehumans not allowed there - no shit
bird eatin little bastards they are
If it was you, it wouldn't be funny.
Delete3) What an asshole.
Delete#3. Depends on the babe and the relationship. I know couples who live for the next prank. I know one gal says she's never going to divorce because she wants more revenge.
DeleteWell, I bet that guy is NOT going to get any for a very LONG time. If it is a guy. would still apply to the other sex.
DeleteWhat do you call two lesbians on fire: LGBBQ.
Why does Santa Clause carry an umbrella while he does his rounds during Christmass? Because of the Rain, ... Dear.
Everyone have a nice Mother's Day this Sunday.
Heltau
#8, eat the rooster
ReplyDelete#10, I like it!
#5, reminds me of a time back in Kansas city in the late 1980's. I was with my buddy in a MGB-GT and we had a few assholes trying to give up some shit. they where dumb founded when 2 guys got out one 6'2" and my buddy was 6'4" . there was a fair bit of leg room in those old English sports cars. we when down there to score some parts I think it was.
ReplyDeletemy buddy Ed upgraded to a TVR in faggot purple and he said there was less leg room in it.
I ended up dropping a V-8 into mine and had to change to disc wheels. wanted to get a Jag rear end, but they where a bit too much to get. shame really, it was a fun car. dave in pa.
Ok, I dont really have the big $$ needed to buy one, but, I had already noticed the problem with the car in #9. I think a lot of people would have a similar problem. A Whole lot of " cool fast cars" are tight fitting and low to the ground. SUV, and Minivans may not be cool or fast but at least I can get in and out of them . It is also easy to see traffic etc from their elevated heights.
ReplyDelete#3 Guess he won’t be getting any for awhile
ReplyDeleteIf she's a "please beat me hard enough to make me cum" masochist he'll get a bj before and after getting laid.
DeleteYou should see me get out of my 79 Seville. Something like that. Age and a bad left knee.
ReplyDeleteNow do getting down on the ground to do gardening, and then getting up.
#1 Little dog was blinded by the spot lights.
ReplyDelete#10 - gal working as an exec at my workplace got a job elsewhere. Later read that she and another bigwig at that place got fired for leaving the curtains open on his upper-level office while she was bucking for a promotion.
ReplyDelete#3 - She needs a new boyfriend.
ReplyDelete#3 - Revenge will be done with zero remorse. Messed with her hair while taking selfies - consequences.
ReplyDelete#9 - Cool dismount bro - I bet the ladies were all impressed.
#9 - I remember the first time I saw a Lamborghini in real life. It was so low to the ground I realized that I would lying down on my back and viewing between my legs, if I was to try and drive it. And he demonstrated the other problem it it - getting in & out. It made me wonder how people could drive it for anything longer than short trips.
ReplyDeleteStarker here,
ReplyDeleteI believe #9 is a BMW I8. Butterfly doors and rocker shape, UK probably.
1.5L 3 cylinder hybrid. It has V8 sound effects for driver. https://youtu.be/EoojNzIL2cQ
#5 - A similar thing happened to one of my taller and larger friends where a pip squeak gave him a ration of shit while my buddy was crouched down in this 1965 Ford Fairlane. My buddy opened the car door, knocking the punk on the ground and then towered over him while the punk groveled on the ground.
ReplyDelete#7- Nice kitty with the helping paw.
ReplyDeleteNow there! See that, you cretonous dicks? You can be nice and say something pleasant.
DeleteCombine # 6 with Upper Middle-class Twit of The Year for a new Olympic event !
ReplyDelete#3, Maybe it's Dad dishing out some discipline because the narcissist daughter was told to do something and would rather make Tik Tok videos? Nah.
ReplyDeleteWhat a nice kitty.
ReplyDeleteHeltau
8- I see chicken on the menu.
ReplyDelete1: I had a blind dog, this kind of thing was a worry of mine.
ReplyDelete3: Presuming that's your sister. Good stuff.
5: From tough guy to little bitch in about one second. I love the humiliation of that boot in the ass too. I am wondering why someone was right there holding a camera for this though.
9: I'm maybe half this old, and I'll just stick to my SUV.