#5 If a NJ State Trooper saw that truck, the orgasm he'd have would have killed him. 30 years as a Teamster, 20 of it hauling cars, I could tell you stories about NJ State Troopers and how stupid they are. I could start now and still be telling you stories until you came back Monday morning.
#2 - What the f*ck is wrong with people? Wild animals are wild. They are not puppies or kitties. They do not like humans. They very often severely injure or kill humans.
#2 Lady, there is a buffalo waiting for you in Yellowstone National Park, just go there and pet the friendly, fuzzy beast and you'll get the selfie of a lifetime.
#2 A sea lion bite is very dirty and unpleasant according to a trainer I met. He was bitten on his knee, it stayed infected for ages and never healed nicely which left his leg with permanent damage.
You know, this "gender reveal party" bullshit used to not be a thing. And I'm pretty sure I know why: "Sneak peak" is a commercial test for the baby's sex. It's a blood test that tests for male DNA in the mother's blood. It's near 100% accurate, unlike ultrasounds, which require specialized equipment and aren't 100% anyway. Cheap, convenient, quick, accurate, and works from week 4 (so REALLY early in the pregnancy, before most women even know they're pregnant.)
Wife's a midwife, and it's one of the things she offers as part of her service. I had no idea, but it's apparently fairly new (last 10 years or so.)
And of course women being women, they can't just send a group text or something, thus the gender reveal party! Ugh, one more social obligation.
I heard a story about a doctor renowned for his predictions as to the sex of the baby. His secretary eventually revealed his secret. He would tell the couple one thing then write the opposite in the chart. When the baby was born, if he'd said boy and it was a girl, he'd simply open the chart, show them the entry and say they misunderstood him.
#7- Ha ha ha ha- that's hilarious! Hey everyone, you have to see this! (Runs away to find people)- (10 minutes later) Bob? Bob? Why aren't you moving? Bob?
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#5 - Holy Crap, over 30 cars on that thing !!
ReplyDeleteHe sure no going to turn that thing without a football field size lot
DeleteJD
What, you never saw a 140-wheel rig before?
Delete#2: When will people learn that messing with wild critters is idiotic.
ReplyDeleteThe always on their phone generation
DeleteJD
As George Carlin said, "think about how stupid the average person is, then realize 50% are more stupid than that"
DeleteWhite wimmin will pet anything.
DeleteI use that one a lot.
Delete#8: is that a Delta DEI pilot?
ReplyDeleteAirports need more people like that, especially since now you have to check in an hour early and get all bored while you wait.
Delete#5 If a NJ State Trooper saw that truck, the orgasm he'd have would have killed him. 30 years as a Teamster, 20 of it hauling cars, I could tell you stories about NJ State Troopers and how stupid they are. I could start now and still be telling you stories until you came back Monday morning.
ReplyDelete#2 - What the f*ck is wrong with people? Wild animals are wild. They are not puppies or kitties. They do not like humans. They very often severely injure or kill humans.
ReplyDelete#10. Bit faster than the Cannular I have in the garage.
ReplyDelete#2 Lady, there is a buffalo waiting for you in Yellowstone National Park, just go there and pet the friendly, fuzzy beast and you'll get the selfie of a lifetime.
ReplyDelete#2 A sea lion bite is very dirty and unpleasant according to a trainer I met. He was bitten on his knee, it stayed infected for ages and never healed nicely which left his leg with permanent damage.
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ReplyDelete#1: It's a boy!
#2: She thought her omnipotent iPhone would protect her.
#3: FAFO
#6: She got on and got "off" both at the same time.
#8: 2025- One of the more well-adjusted airport passengers
Please tell me that #5 is not real. If it is, then sooner or later there will be an accident.
ReplyDelete#9 ... Karma's the best. Need more of it.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks, I've had my share of it.
DeleteYou know, this "gender reveal party" bullshit used to not be a thing. And I'm pretty sure I know why: "Sneak peak" is a commercial test for the baby's sex. It's a blood test that tests for male DNA in the mother's blood. It's near 100% accurate, unlike ultrasounds, which require specialized equipment and aren't 100% anyway. Cheap, convenient, quick, accurate, and works from week 4 (so REALLY early in the pregnancy, before most women even know they're pregnant.)
ReplyDeleteWife's a midwife, and it's one of the things she offers as part of her service. I had no idea, but it's apparently fairly new (last 10 years or so.)
And of course women being women, they can't just send a group text or something, thus the gender reveal party! Ugh, one more social obligation.
John G.
I heard a story about a doctor renowned for his predictions as to the sex of the baby. His secretary eventually revealed his secret. He would tell the couple one thing then write the opposite in the chart.
DeleteWhen the baby was born, if he'd said boy and it was a girl, he'd simply open the chart, show them the entry and say they misunderstood him.
The day mum tortoise the tricks of balancing
ReplyDeleteOh man, that's horrible.
Delete5 Makes me think Australian but there would be another 3 trailers.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking.
DeleteLet’s see #2 a little more slowly and more of it.😊
ReplyDeleteYeah she is pretty hot. Stupid, but hot.
Delete#7- Ha ha ha ha- that's hilarious! Hey everyone, you have to see this! (Runs away to find people)-
ReplyDelete(10 minutes later) Bob? Bob? Why aren't you moving? Bob?
#3 - hope she wasn't in US waters.....harassing a protected marine mammal? Serious federal offense.
ReplyDeleteStay tuned for another episode of Why we should leave wild animals alone!
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