A Florida woman was recently arrested after several syringes and fentanyl were found "inside her person," Sunshine State police say.
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And to top it off, the whole package was wrapped in a black sock? Damn Girl, what kind of lube are you using?
"I'm sorry, in her what???" What rhymes with "what"? Twat, of course.
ReplyDeleteLong ago as a young corrections officer I had occasional to book in a large Native American female who I was warned to have “checked out” by a female officer as she was known to pack a .25 auto “up there”.
ReplyDeleteCould somebody go in there with a flashlight and look around? I seem to have misplaced my keys.
ReplyDeleteFirst thing that jumped out at me while reading the article...."vehicle tapped on its breaks several times" Brakes. I guess I'm just a crotchety old man, but stuff like that irritates the shit out of me.
ReplyDeleteWhile you're up there, check for my wallet and wristwatch.
ReplyDeleteWhats worse then an achey breaky heart?an itchy twitchy drug infested twat. Why do my socks or just 1 smell fishy?
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