A Florida woman was recently arrested after several syringes and fentanyl were found "inside her person," Sunshine State police say.
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And to top it off, the whole package was wrapped in a black sock? Damn Girl, what kind of lube are you using?
"I'm sorry, in her what???" What rhymes with "what"? Twat, of course.
ReplyDeleteLong ago as a young corrections officer I had occasional to book in a large Native American female who I was warned to have “checked out” by a female officer as she was known to pack a .25 auto “up there”.
ReplyDeleteCould somebody go in there with a flashlight and look around? I seem to have misplaced my keys.
ReplyDeleteI have my keys. Help me find my car and we'll drive out.
DeleteFirst thing that jumped out at me while reading the article...."vehicle tapped on its breaks several times" Brakes. I guess I'm just a crotchety old man, but stuff like that irritates the shit out of me.
ReplyDeleteWhile you're up there, check for my wallet and wristwatch.
ReplyDeleteWhats worse then an achey breaky heart?an itchy twitchy drug infested twat. Why do my socks or just 1 smell fishy?
ReplyDeleteIt ain't called a prison wallet for nothing.... That sock must have stunk something serious
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She seems nice. Just the kind of woman that I would like to take home to meet mom.
ReplyDeleteLittle help boys, my refrigerator’s missing.
ReplyDeleteWhy does almost no one know the difference between, "breaks" and "brakes" anymore?
ReplyDeleteEspecially a so called, "journalist?" Have these people ever heard of an editor? Or are they just as dumb?
I have long said that, "journalistic integrity" is one of the most truthful oxymorons there is along with things like, "government efficiency."
They got rid of editors and began depending on spelchek. Fuck context as long as it's spelled correctly.
DeleteThanks for your reply Kenny. I agree with you. Intelligence is no longer a job requirement these days. How sad! Only mind-dumbed obedience to the narrative du jour or even worse, AI nonsense.
DeleteSometimes I'm glad I'm old and am going to die soon.
DeleteI know exactly what you mean brother! Sometimes the BS meter peaks over the max when watching/listening to the news, which I tend to steer away from more often than not these days. But I will always continue to fight for the truth to be told in my small way, just as you have done for many years now. I have appreciated you and your blog for many years now and hope you continue it for as long as you are able.
DeleteTight ain’t it?
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