# 1. SMH # 2. Let's play in the mud mom # 8. I remember when those stupid flaming drinks were popular, we had to haul a girl to the hospital because she forgot to blow it out before attempting to take a drink.. Hair and eyebrows lit up like a Christmas tree # 10. That's going to be a royal PIA to fix. JD
'Twas on a Monday morning The gas man came to call The gas tap wouldn't turn, I wasn't getting gas at all He tore out all the skirting boards to try and find the main And I had to call a carpenter to put them back again Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!
'Twas on a Tuesday morning The carpenter came round He hammered and he chiselled and he said: "Look what I've found! Your joists are full of dry-rot But I'll put them all to rights." Then he nailed right through a cable and out went all the lights Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!
'Twas on a Wednesday morning The electrician came He called me "Mr Sanderson", which isn't quite me name He couldn't reach the fuse box without standing on the bin And his foot went through a window so I called a glazier in Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!
'Twas on the Thursday morning The glazier came along With his blowtorch and his putty and his merry glazier's song He put another pane in It took no time at all But I had to get a painter in to come and paint the wall Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do! See upcoming pop shows Get tickets for your favorite artists You might also like The Sloth Flanders & Swann Yeah! USHER Apple Charli xcx 'Twas on a Friday morning The painter made a start With undercoats and overcoats he painted every part Every nook and every cranny But I found when he was gone He'd painted over the gas tap and I couldn't turn it on! Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!
On Saturday and Sunday they do no work at all So 'twas on a Monday morning that the gas man came to call!
There just happens to be someone standing there videoing your unfortunate mishap- what are the odds? Even the dog was smart enough to avoid the puddle-
I'd say the odds are pretty damned good that somebody just happened to be filming seeing as everybody and their mother, you included, carries a camera around with them everywhere they go. Every time I step out of my house, I assume I'm on somebody's camera.
#2 - There was a Norwegian television commercial stating that average lifespan had been increasing over the past couple thousand years, until it suddenly nosedived a few years ago. Wham! A guy looking at his phone walks out in front of a bus. Wham! A girl looking at her phone drops into a manhole. Wham! This is the latest example...
#10. A late night callout. A friend and his coworker in a vault of high voltage electrical gear. A winter storm caused flooding. The pumps in the vault failed. Standing in knee deep water and rising, they worked to get the pumps online.
They had to turn off power to the town. Working by flashlight, they got the pumps working. A 36” diameter inspection plate had to be rehung on the vault wall. My friend used two fingers through the bolt holes to line up the gasket and heavy plate. By now they stood in hip deep water. A few more inches in water level and they would have been electrocuted. The fire dept finally! showed up with more pumps.
#4 Happened to me: Baby Bobcat decides to hide from my three dogs in the wheel well then engine compartment of my 2010 Toyota Tundra...$3k later the wiring and one radiator hose got it running again. That was last year, 2024. It still has bite marks in the plastic and scratches on the paint on the front, passenger side. "Who's a good boy!" They all are!
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The one comment for virtually all of these: "Dumb Shits."
ReplyDelete10: The Circuitry Room on the Seaview after a three degree roll.
ReplyDeletePoor Kowalski.
DeleteSurly, that's funny. I'm still laughing. I remember being excited for that new show. Poor Kowalski, always his fault.
DeleteYeah, but Patterson will be there to pass the tools.
Delete# 1. SMH
ReplyDelete# 2. Let's play in the mud mom
# 8. I remember when those stupid flaming drinks were popular, we had to haul a girl to the hospital because she forgot to blow it out before attempting to take a drink.. Hair and eyebrows lit up like a Christmas tree
# 10. That's going to be a royal PIA to fix.
JD
I fixed the leaking pipe but you got to call an electrician for that. Tell him I said SORRY!
ReplyDeleteGod forbid the gas cock jams: https://youtu.be/v1dvAxA9ib0
Delete'Twas on a Monday morning
DeleteThe gas man came to call
The gas tap wouldn't turn, I wasn't getting gas at all
He tore out all the skirting boards to try and find the main
And I had to call a carpenter to put them back again
Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!
'Twas on a Tuesday morning
The carpenter came round
He hammered and he chiselled and he said:
"Look what I've found!
Your joists are full of dry-rot
But I'll put them all to rights."
Then he nailed right through a cable and out went all the lights
Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!
'Twas on a Wednesday morning
The electrician came
He called me "Mr Sanderson", which isn't quite me name
He couldn't reach the fuse box without standing on the bin
And his foot went through a window so I called a glazier in
Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!
'Twas on the Thursday morning
The glazier came along
With his blowtorch and his putty and his merry glazier's song
He put another pane in
It took no time at all
But I had to get a painter in to come and paint the wall
Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!
See upcoming pop shows
Get tickets for your favorite artists
You might also like
The Sloth
Flanders & Swann
Yeah!
USHER
Apple
Charli xcx
'Twas on a Friday morning
The painter made a start
With undercoats and overcoats he painted every part
Every nook and every cranny
But I found when he was gone
He'd painted over the gas tap and I couldn't turn it on!
Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!
On Saturday and Sunday they do no work at all
So 'twas on a Monday morning that the gas man came to call!
#3, Two points for whoever videoed that!
ReplyDelete#4, That's a lot of dogs, wagging their tails too. I got no guesses on what they are eating inside that car they are taking apart...
'Cat or 'coon, most likely...
Delete#9: Timing is everything...
DeleteWhen one sees that kind of thing, first thought is "how much liverwurst did his ex girlfriend smear inside the bumper and wheelwells"?
DeleteNow there's some junkyard dogs.
Delete3) I've been that fucked up before.
ReplyDeleteYep. Drinking and watercraft just don’t mix.
DeleteI put 20 gallons of gas in the boat rod-holder instead of the gas tank one time. Yes, alcohol was a factor.
DeleteI too damned old to occupy an upper bunk again. Ever.
ReplyDelete#2 Who takes their dog for a run into a mud puddle wearing a new Tyvek suit? ....Someone making a video.
ReplyDeleteThere just happens to be someone standing there videoing your unfortunate mishap- what are the odds? Even the dog was smart enough to avoid the puddle-
DeleteI'd say the odds are pretty damned good that somebody just happened to be filming seeing as everybody and their mother, you included, carries a camera around with them everywhere they go. Every time I step out of my house, I assume I'm on somebody's camera.
DeleteWow. She didn't even spill her Frappé....
DeleteHope #1 got a nice big bill to rework that slab.
ReplyDelete#2 - There was a Norwegian television commercial stating that average lifespan had been increasing over the past couple thousand years, until it suddenly nosedived a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteWham! A guy looking at his phone walks out in front of a bus.
Wham! A girl looking at her phone drops into a manhole.
Wham! This is the latest example...
Covid….
Deleteclimate change
Delete#10. A late night callout. A friend and his coworker in a vault of high voltage electrical gear. A winter storm caused flooding. The pumps in the vault failed. Standing in knee deep water and rising, they worked to get the pumps online.
ReplyDeleteThey had to turn off power to the town. Working by flashlight, they got the pumps working. A 36” diameter inspection plate had to be rehung on the vault wall. My friend used two fingers through the bolt holes to line up the gasket and heavy plate. By now they stood in hip deep water. A few more inches in water level and they would have been electrocuted. The fire dept finally! showed up with more pumps.
#4 Happened to me: Baby Bobcat decides to hide from my three dogs in the wheel well then engine compartment of my 2010 Toyota Tundra...$3k later the wiring and one radiator hose got it running again. That was last year, 2024. It still has bite marks in the plastic and scratches on the paint on the front, passenger side.
ReplyDelete"Who's a good boy!" They all are!
Anyone that rides a fluorescent pink Hayabusa deserves that. (#1)
ReplyDelete