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Monday, June 02, 2025

It's still Monday.....

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29 comments:

  1. The one comment for virtually all of these: "Dumb Shits."

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  2. 10: The Circuitry Room on the Seaview after a three degree roll.

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    1. Surly, that's funny. I'm still laughing. I remember being excited for that new show. Poor Kowalski, always his fault.

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    2. Yeah, but Patterson will be there to pass the tools.

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  3. # 1. SMH
    # 2. Let's play in the mud mom
    # 8. I remember when those stupid flaming drinks were popular, we had to haul a girl to the hospital because she forgot to blow it out before attempting to take a drink.. Hair and eyebrows lit up like a Christmas tree
    # 10. That's going to be a royal PIA to fix.
    JD

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  4. I fixed the leaking pipe but you got to call an electrician for that. Tell him I said SORRY!

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    1. God forbid the gas cock jams: https://youtu.be/v1dvAxA9ib0

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    2. 'Twas on a Monday morning
      The gas man came to call
      The gas tap wouldn't turn, I wasn't getting gas at all
      He tore out all the skirting boards to try and find the main
      And I had to call a carpenter to put them back again
      Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!

      'Twas on a Tuesday morning
      The carpenter came round
      He hammered and he chiselled and he said:
      "Look what I've found!
      Your joists are full of dry-rot
      But I'll put them all to rights."
      Then he nailed right through a cable and out went all the lights
      Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!

      'Twas on a Wednesday morning
      The electrician came
      He called me "Mr Sanderson", which isn't quite me name
      He couldn't reach the fuse box without standing on the bin
      And his foot went through a window so I called a glazier in
      Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!

      'Twas on the Thursday morning
      The glazier came along
      With his blowtorch and his putty and his merry glazier's song
      He put another pane in
      It took no time at all
      But I had to get a painter in to come and paint the wall
      Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!
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      'Twas on a Friday morning
      The painter made a start
      With undercoats and overcoats he painted every part
      Every nook and every cranny
      But I found when he was gone
      He'd painted over the gas tap and I couldn't turn it on!
      Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!

      On Saturday and Sunday they do no work at all
      So 'twas on a Monday morning that the gas man came to call!

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  5. #3, Two points for whoever videoed that!

    #4, That's a lot of dogs, wagging their tails too. I got no guesses on what they are eating inside that car they are taking apart...

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    1. 'Cat or 'coon, most likely...

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    2. When one sees that kind of thing, first thought is "how much liverwurst did his ex girlfriend smear inside the bumper and wheelwells"?

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    3. Now there's some junkyard dogs.

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  6. 3) I've been that fucked up before.

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    1. Yep. Drinking and watercraft just don’t mix.

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    2. I put 20 gallons of gas in the boat rod-holder instead of the gas tank one time. Yes, alcohol was a factor.

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  7. I too damned old to occupy an upper bunk again. Ever.

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  8. #2 Who takes their dog for a run into a mud puddle wearing a new Tyvek suit? ....Someone making a video.

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    1. There just happens to be someone standing there videoing your unfortunate mishap- what are the odds? Even the dog was smart enough to avoid the puddle-

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    2. I'd say the odds are pretty damned good that somebody just happened to be filming seeing as everybody and their mother, you included, carries a camera around with them everywhere they go. Every time I step out of my house, I assume I'm on somebody's camera.

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    3. Wow. She didn't even spill her Frappé....

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  9. Hope #1 got a nice big bill to rework that slab.

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  10. #2 - There was a Norwegian television commercial stating that average lifespan had been increasing over the past couple thousand years, until it suddenly nosedived a few years ago.
    Wham! A guy looking at his phone walks out in front of a bus.
    Wham! A girl looking at her phone drops into a manhole.
    Wham! This is the latest example...

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  11. #10. A late night callout. A friend and his coworker in a vault of high voltage electrical gear. A winter storm caused flooding. The pumps in the vault failed. Standing in knee deep water and rising, they worked to get the pumps online.

    They had to turn off power to the town. Working by flashlight, they got the pumps working. A 36” diameter inspection plate had to be rehung on the vault wall. My friend used two fingers through the bolt holes to line up the gasket and heavy plate. By now they stood in hip deep water. A few more inches in water level and they would have been electrocuted. The fire dept finally! showed up with more pumps.

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  12. #4 Happened to me: Baby Bobcat decides to hide from my three dogs in the wheel well then engine compartment of my 2010 Toyota Tundra...$3k later the wiring and one radiator hose got it running again. That was last year, 2024. It still has bite marks in the plastic and scratches on the paint on the front, passenger side.
    "Who's a good boy!" They all are!

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  13. Anyone that rides a fluorescent pink Hayabusa deserves that. (#1)

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