It doesn't get much more wholesome and stereotypically American than hanging out outside high school graduations and getting busted for possessing machine guns, am I right? That's what happened in Minnesota, and wait ‘til you get a load of these guys' names.
-Alemaster
I was absolutely convinced that they'd be Polock white supremacists....there seems to be a pattern here just can't quite put my finger on it...sort of like taking a knife to a track meet yo.
ReplyDeleteDo we need the Amish, Polish and Scandinavian Baby Name Lists?
ReplyDeleteSomalis. Getting a your own machine gun is probably a normal graduation present in Mogadishu.
ReplyDeleteGrab a handful of Scrabble tiles, toss 'em on the board, et voila!
ReplyDeleteYou just created a new, unique, and (somehow still) ethnic name.
-lg
(Btw, nice hair. Reminds of of a dirty toilet brush)