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Tuesday, June 03, 2025

Tuesday's gifs

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  1. #1 Why would you do that? Not funny.

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    1. You forget there's millions of assholes out there who do think it's hilarious.

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    2. He came up with the "toy" rather suspiciously... almost like it was intentional.
      VC

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    3. speaking of a$$holes, where had that been

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    1. I was impressed that it worked without either under or overshooting the mark. But yeah, that's a stupid way to get it loaded, because there's no way you could properly calculate the forces involved to be 100% certain the car would stop where you wanted it to. Having said that, my brother and I once pushed a non-running car down a slight slope a distance of about 30' to roll it into a trailer just like that, since we had no winch. Worked well enough, and the downhill angle was just enough we gained adequate momentum to get it up the ramps and onto the flat portion without being at risk of going over the hitch end of the trailer.

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  3. #9 is unspeakably stupid. Anything you can do like that, you can do slower and safer with a come-along. Truly a "hey ya'll, watch this!" moment.

    Nothing was damaged - this time.

    John G.

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    1. And how do you know that wasn't a "hey ya'll, watch this!" moment?

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    2. None of yall saw the guy in the driver's seat, huh?

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    3. Sure, how could you miss him waving his arm?

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  4. #4- Wouldn't you want the same protection for your woman that your car gets? No more unwanted intrusions- From the company that brought you LoJack- introducing "Hojack", the chastity protector!

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  5. #2: He needs to have that ladle shoved up his ass sideways

    #6: He needs to shoplift another black Sharpie at CVS

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    1. He can swipe another from the police intake desk.

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    2. I'd find that guy, hold him down and spray paint his entire face black. Then I'd kick the shit out of him just for good measure. Fuck that guy.

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  6. I saw that guy !! I'm sure of it..... That very guy. ..doing that ...About 7 or 8 years ago. Washington DC. Harris-tweed grocery. My first and only visit to wdc. The mystic of the emerald city vanished instantly... It's populated by Neanderthal savages.

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    1. Portland, Oregon had a guy who did that at a Whole Foods, confirming Unclezip's theory.

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  7. #2 MAGA in one image. I'll have mine and everyone else can fuckoff attitude

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    1. Aw, is the poor little baby still butt-hurt because his incoherent candidate lost? Seek help for your Trump Derangement Syndrome and fuck off, you Leftist piece of shit.

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    2. A typical leftist projection.
      Blame others for the retarded dumbass shit your type constantly do.
      Fuck off
      JD

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    3. Funny you only see that at libtard stores like Whole Foods.

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    4. And how, dear Anon @ 1124, did you determine that the thoughtless soul was "MAGA"? On what basis did you differentiate him from, say, a leftist, or other, random, numbnut , or some unmedicated schizophrenic (which population is abundant and appears entirely free range)

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    5. Thank you for busting his a$$. If someone else would have done it earlier in life you wouldn't of had to

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    6. He determined he was MAGA because he's concluded the guy must've been thinking about wearing a red hat.

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    7. Nah... Maga folks got manners. That's some shit you see entitled Democrats doing.

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  8. # 2. Fucking asshole
    # 7. A little taste before dinner
    JD

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  9. #1 That is a little pussy that somehow got through life without a good ass kicking.

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    1. Looks like Post it Notes
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    2. bold strategy throwing the shoe back in play....

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  11. #5: Doesn't look a bit like her, but acts exactly like my ex.

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  12. #1 - effin hilarious. Mean? Yeah, but so funny.
    #10 - also damn funny.
    - jed

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  13. 2) Never eat at a buffet unless it's a wedding or something that is not open to the public. One time years ago in Atlanta a friend had a relative visiting from New York who wanted to visit Atlanta's then famous strip clubs. I warned him to tell this guy not to eat any of the buffet food but he did. He was in the hospital for about a week with a horrible gastrointestinal infection which later turned into cancer and killed him. DON"T EAT AT THE BUFFET.

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  14. #3 - I lost any interest in serve-yourself food things (and public swimming pools) after observing some of my gnarlier patients doing exactly that. The pool thing came after watching a MRSA patient giving her bedsores some hydrotherapy with the jets at the public pool.

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  15. #2 is why we do not eat at buffets. #6, is it wrong to hope he broke his leg.

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  16. #8 is the guy in #7 sh*tting himself after the shark swims over him.

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  17. diving in a thermal pool in NZ eons ago and could count the number of rancid bandaids on the bottom.

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  18. #pretty sure humans taste like crap to sharks and thankfully this one’s eyesight was good

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  19. 1- gay version of “bobbing for apples”…

    …. Or so that’s why the Bakery wouldn’t bake the gay wedding cake

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