Hey Ken, did you seen this? https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2025/06/24/broke-both-his-legs-shoplifter-leaps-from-2nd-floor-of-galleria-lands-on-ice-rink-police-say/
#2 While working hospital security, I literally had 2 ER patients get into a fight with each other. One had been tased by the local police. The other had shot himself in the foot. They fought over who was more hurting. Yes, they were both intoxicated.
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Hey Ken, did you seen this?
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It’s not noted in the report if drugs or alcohol were involved.
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Delete#2 While working hospital security, I literally had 2 ER patients get into a fight with each other. One had been tased by the local police. The other had shot himself in the foot. They fought over who was more hurting. Yes, they were both intoxicated.
ReplyDeleteAnd neither was feeling any pain.
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