Jay is worth more than all of us (combined) used that story after showing up looking like that. What was he doing at a Hampton? Who knows? Move on, nothing to see here. There were several theories.
#13: My wife does EXACTLY that. Never mind the fact that I put around 25K miles on my car per year, while commuting, without her, and have YET to hit anything. She, on the other hand, puts around 5K miles on her car per year, and has banged into other cars TWICE in the last two years...
Personally, I'm fucking fed up with a regime that spews hatered for 50 years non-stop...if I were president back in 79 there would be no uranium in iran except for what I dropped on them then.
45 Years ago Peanuts had a responsibility to end that shit and all he did was take a pass. Fucked up what should have been a simple rescue but over complicated it so we could see dead US soldiers dragged thru foreign streets.
#2. Some months back a fat bleach blonde pharmacist leaned in pretty hard. She was under the delusion that I was using someone else's identity to score Rx. She kept yelling, Who are you? What's your real name?
The other pharmacist, a man, said something to her and she left. But it was her who finally filled my script, under duress I might add.
#5. I star in my own horrors. Once, on the motorcycle I came around a corner just in time to see a kite hit the ground. Right off I'm thinking kite, kite string across the road.
I brake heavily and come to a stop. But not before the kite string is sawing into my neck. There was blood and a nice smile from ear to ear.
#9. Ain't that the truth. It's a full-time job to beat down my inner grammar nazi. My fat finger typing betrays me.
Great ones, Kenny. I was reading some of your old shit. Talking to CGD and calling him Nonads and them he grabs yours. Classic final line - I cancelled the appointment. Thank you for all these years. TomOldGuy
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I'm not sure what #10 is all about, but I can't remember laughing at so many. Very good selection.
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Jay is worth more than all of us (combined) used that story after showing up looking like that. What was he doing at a Hampton? Who knows? Move on, nothing to see here. There were several theories.
Delete#13: My wife does EXACTLY that. Never mind the fact that I put around 25K miles on my car per year, while commuting, without her, and have YET to hit anything. She, on the other hand, puts around 5K miles on her car per year, and has banged into other cars TWICE in the last two years...
ReplyDeleteMy wife now has three options, in increasing severity- sorry Honey!
Delete1) Ride quietly in the back seat
2) Trunk
3) Roof rack
These were exceptional Kenny.
ReplyDeleteBeen following since before you left California. Hope all is well.
Scott,
In Ohio
Me too. I can't believe it's been well over ten years since I first found Knuckledraggin.
DeleteMay God bless that farting asshole dog Jack and his belly rubber.
Yeah, it's been better than 10 years, hasn't it? Probably closer to 12.
Delete#1 Seems like we will be going into Iran to fix that quite soon. I don't remember voting for that though...
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'm fucking fed up with a regime that spews hatered for 50 years non-stop...if I were president back in 79 there would be no uranium in iran except for what I dropped on them then.
Delete45 Years ago Peanuts had a responsibility to end that shit and all he did was take a pass. Fucked up what should have been a simple rescue but over complicated it so we could see dead US soldiers dragged thru foreign streets.
Delete#2. Some months back a fat bleach blonde pharmacist leaned in pretty hard. She was under the delusion that I was using someone else's identity to score Rx. She kept yelling, Who are you? What's your real name?
ReplyDeleteThe other pharmacist, a man, said something to her and she left. But it was her who finally filled my script, under duress I might add.
#5. I star in my own horrors. Once, on the motorcycle I came around a corner just in time to see a kite hit the ground. Right off I'm thinking kite, kite string across the road.
I brake heavily and come to a stop. But not before the kite string is sawing into my neck. There was blood and a nice smile from ear to ear.
#9. Ain't that the truth. It's a full-time job to beat down my inner grammar nazi. My fat finger typing betrays me.
#.4. The Twilight Zone was a must watch
ReplyDelete# 12. That would start the biggest fights ever
# 19. I can relate
JD
Great ones, Kenny. I was reading some of your old shit. Talking to CGD and calling him Nonads and them he grabs yours. Classic final line - I cancelled the appointment. Thank you for all these years.
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Homer & Rick both use CVS!
ReplyDeleteJpaul
It was a CVS pharmacy.
DeleteSorry but #20 is funny as hell
ReplyDelete#13 that picture is 'Chef's Kiss' perfect as memes go.
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