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Tuesday, July 08, 2025

Gotta air that shit out, people

A woman flying for the first time in 15 years recently shared that both airports she passed through flagged her groin area during the security scan. She had no piercings, no medical devices, and her pockets were empty. The only possible culprit? Her sweaty crotch.

8 comments:

  1. what about thte elderly, some of whom must wear moisture-wicking or -retentive pads/underwear

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  2. Gotta get them pubic lice to doff their metal expansion band Oyster Rolexes

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  3. Hmmmmm, sweaty female crotches are setting off alarms as it should.. If the alarms have explosive sniffers, those sweaty crotches may have a toxic smell as well .. We need more research on the subject
    JD

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    1. You volunteering, JD?

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    2. Sure, sign me a million dollar grant to get down to the musty explanation
      JD

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  4. Gold Bond powder is another culprit setting off the alarms...

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  5. Another reason not to fly…(RickeyG)

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  6. If that thing is giving off fumes that trigger bomb detectors it's time to go to CVS for a bottle of industrial strength Massengill.

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