KEY WEST, Fla. – Key West police say a man told officers, “Today is (my) birthday” after being told he was under arrest for stealing a Conch Tour Train on the Fourth of July, according to News 6 partner WPLG.
According to an arrest report, July 4 was indeed Jonathan Patrick Winslow’s birthday ― his 57th. He’s facing three criminal charges after being accused of taking one of the famous vehicles on a meth-fueled joyride.
Uh O, I tink i methed up
ReplyDeleteMeth can make you do strange, evil things Incidentally, I rode the Conch Train about 50 years ago, but my fuel was a few gallons of Corona I downed in Sloppy Joes. Then I hobbled down to Mallory pier and pissed into the Gulf of Mexico. Now, since it's the Gulf of America I'd refrain.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, the two unsuspecting passengers got a tour of meth alley, and had a great story to tell back at the hotel bar.
ReplyDeleteI thought Key West was all about relaxing and having a good time, that's all he was doing. He left his car running with the radio on, playing music.
ReplyDelete...taking one of the famous vehicles on a meth-fueled joyride.
ReplyDeleteThe Conch train runs on meth? See, this is why I come here. I learn stuff.
Wow, hopefully he enjoyed his birthday
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I don't remember ever getting that wound up over surviving another trip around the sun.
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