A West Virginia couple was naked and having sex in a stolen RV when a cop pulled the moving vehicle over after spotting the driver being straddled by his intoxicated female passenger, according to a criminal complaint.
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As ugly as she is, doggy style may have been more appropriate.
A cop inquired about their actions while the vehicle was in motion. To which Ms. Bryant candidly responded, ‘We were fucking.’” I like a lady who without hesitation tells it straight out. As far as her looks go at my age I'd have to see a full frontal nude before I deemed her good-to-go or not.
ReplyDeleteDamn that's no lie....
ReplyDeleteRoad head is great but going past that is asking for trouble l
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Sometimes there just ain't enough paper bags.....
ReplyDeleteAt least a 2-bagger and a case of PBR.
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It was not me this time.
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DeleteThat's not a rumor 👁️
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All cats are grey in the dark. And most people aren't 10s. Enthusiasm, a sense of fun and joy, and a willingness to learn beat merely pretty every time.
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DeleteButt ugly is still butt ugly and enthusiasm won't lessen that
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She's only 35. I bet the good stuff is all used up. Shit like this gives West Virginia a bad name. I hope it don't turn out that they were cousins.
ReplyDeleteDepending on what's below the neck, maybe she's a butterface.
ReplyDeleteIs the female the one without the longer fa c i as l hair?
ReplyDeleteHigh dolla West Viginny hoe.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking there was some meth involved somewhere along the line.
ReplyDeleteFrom that picture, Her and Jesco White could be kin.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what ol' Jesco's up to lately. Last I heard a few years ago, him and some of the other Whites relocated to Ohio.
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