-Deb
Thursday, July 24, 2025
Now we'll never know why the chicken crossed the road
A Florida woman was thrown behind bars after she allegedly used bear spray to attack a driver and "teach her a lesson" for not "waiting to let a chicken cross the road" while stopped at an intersection — instead running the bird over and killing it, cops say.
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Well I see a couple issues here.
ReplyDeleteFirst, I doubt the woman who passed in that intersection could see what the other vehicle was waiting for and should be ticketed, There could have been a child or elderly person trying to cross and she would have hit them.
Second, while I agree with the driver arrested she carried it too far..
As for the chicken, well we'll never know
JD
What if it was a duck?
DeleteWhat about it
DeleteJD
Never mind duck. If it was a Canadian goose, the cobra chicken would have torn her bumper off.
DeleteIt's a chicken, for crying out loud.
ReplyDeleteAl_in_Ottawa
The chicken crossed the road for some fowl reason. Hence endeth the dilemma.
ReplyDeleteDon't put me on her jury; I'd give her a medal;
ReplyDeleteunless it was an extreme emergency, the bear-sprayed woman had no reason to honk her and go past her.
What if it had been some 5/6-year-old running across the road?
This kinda stuff happens all the time; some idiot's in a rush to get to her hair appt.
The assailant was a retard, and so was the chicken. But if it's a contest between a retard and a queen bitch, I'm on Team Retard every time.
DeleteBear spray...LMAO
Should have thought before unleashing the bear spray and chickened out.
ReplyDeleteShe honked her horn and blew by?
ReplyDeleteThat is grounds for road rage murder in memphis.
The chicken didn't cross the road because she was tired.
ReplyDeleteChicken crossed the road to prove to the possum it could be done
ReplyDeleteI thought that you didn't have to stop and report for fowl.
ReplyDeleteWhat I'm getting at is if you hit a dog, or in a few states cats too, you have to try to find the owner to avoid a hit and run charge. But with fowl turned loose and uncontained and if it gets hit, too bad. Should have controlled your animals with s fence or something. I understand being frustrated because it could have been a child or something else. However I grew up with a neighbor who had geese running loose and what a nuisance. They all lined up across the road and went after cars. So we'd see a car stopped in the road with geese in front of it and hissing. So occasionally one would get the undercarriage treatment and the rest of us would get a chuckle out of it.
A driver, from the Bronx, hit a pig while traveling on a desolate road in upstate New York. He then moved the injured pig off the road and drove away without reporting it to the police as required by motor vehicle law. He was sure that nobody saw him.
DeleteA few days later, he gets a knock on the door to his apartment and a State Trooper with an arrest warrant is standing there. The trooper places him under arrest for hitting and injuring a pig and leaving the scene of the accident. He asks the trooper how did anybody know; he was sure that there were no witnesses.. The Trooper replied: “that’s easy; the pig squealed !”
The version that I heard ended with:
Delete"It was easy, your front plate was caught in his motorcycle."
Chicken crossed the road to prove to the possum it could be done
ReplyDeleteIt's Key West. They have a bunch of wild chickens running loose down there.(got a similar problem with geese up here)
ReplyDeleteNot mentioned in the story is how long they were sitting there waiting on a chicken, but I would imagine there was plenty of time to ascertain if geriatrics or children were in the street before she said enuf of this chickenshit before driving past the assailant.
-lg
Was the chicken too messed up to fry?
ReplyDeleteBe very careful with the bear spray. You might be tasting a bear bullet. Stupid may be contagious.
ReplyDeleteDoes bear spray work as well on Homo Kariens as it does on Ursidae?
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20 million chickens were culled last year because of a bird flu...egg prices soared and are still over-inflated.
ReplyDeleteOkaaaay.....
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