I generally don't like pranks but this one was really funny. Also, if this guy is paddling around in water that believably has gators or crocs in it, on an inflatable unicorn, he may have been taught a rather valuable lesson. Next time it might not be a fake one.
#3 ... I want one. In fact, I want many. #5 ... Maybe that farm equipment isn't obsolete after all. #6 ... How rednecks celebrate the lifting of the burn ban. #8 ... Skiing while fat. It's a crime. #9 ... I sure hope alcohol was involved. Scares me to think anyone could be that stupid sober.
Left turn signal on when crashing to the right- Not wearing seat belt while seated on roof- Improper use of extremities to steer- Those are gonna be additional charges!
1: Feeding a raccoon? What could possibly go wrong? 3: Now that's funny. 4: I could see someone dying from this. 9: Where I live at least, this would land him before a judge to talk about a dangerous driving charge. I actually had one dismissed on a technicality (for doing someone really tame in comparison to this) because I was talking to the cop the whole time he was writing up the ticket and he didn't write the city name when putting the address down. The surprisingly attractive and kind older magistrate lady seemed to find the whole thing funny when she was explaining it all to me, but 22 year old me was only relieved. That was a "grow up" moment. 10: That's gonna leave a tricky spare.
#1 Feed the cute little raccoon. Yeah, that's a great idea - until it isn't. #2 I don't know what he's doing, but he needs a keeper and 90 days in the sneezer. #3 The RC thing is going to get destroyed, and after the victim calms down the alleged perpetrator is likely in line for a class-A ass whippin'. #4 Genius at work. #5 I'm betting that man has an upper body build that's amazing. #6 Fireworks? Whatever it is, the two of them can be cellmates for a few years. #7 Stop ignorning me! That! I want that! Stop ignoring me! #8 Skiing is great exercise, and great fun! Just watch... #9 Some village in Mexico is missing its idiot. #10 Here little brother, let me help you.
#9 It's called ghost riding the whip. It's from Hip Hop culture. (That's the polite way of saying it.) Apparently influencing dumb rednecks to try it. Only reason I know this is my youngest brother is a huge..... fan. He's teaching his son to be one too ! Really roasts my ass but I have little influence in the kids life. VC
All these are great. #1 let's me know the coon that got one of my ducks 3 nights ago may have accomplices. And I sure don't feed wildlife. They are coming for eggs
#1 Just shot two of those bastards. Got two of my chickens and wounded a third bad so I had to put it down. I had hardware cloth buried ten inches down around the run. It wasn't enough. Caught them in those paw traps baited with sardines. My fault, Flordia is new to me. Never experienced coons and sand. In good ol Va red clay ten inches would have been plenty. I should have known.
2 cans cat food, 4 mouse bait cubes crushed to powder, a handful of Fly Bait. Mix well, set out in 2 paper soup bowls. I guarantee even the bowls will be gone in the morning.
I did that with 1/2 pound of mole poison and rat poison, mixed with wet cat food. The coon who ate it all walked around like a drunken sailor with a brain worm for three days. I was watching it as it stopped, popped out a tremendous turd, and then ambled away like nothing happened.
That day was the day I started shooting the motherfruckers.
All because the libtards next door fed the trash-bandits for a year and then left for the summer.
#2) Ah, "The Backyard Scientist"! The intellectual Florida Man. This is the Vortex ring cannon experiment he did for GoPro about 9 years ago. Fill up yer cannon with a mixture of smoke and propane or vaporized ether, shoot a spark or open flame, and she blowed up real good! Kevin's YT channel goes back about 10 years, and it's highly entertaining....
There was another guy from Florida that did experiments, mostly with different lenses.. It was pretty cool and his co-host wife was smoking hot so of course I watched it JD
What is it with people & bottle rockets? We always just held them in our hands. Easier to aim it where you want it to go. Easier to have bottle-rocket wars, too. What the hell, I was born in '65. --Tennessee Budd
Just rescued a little one like this. In an effort to break her of the habit of begging at the table she was rewarded with a piece of chicken for not begging at the dinner table.
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#3 Kind of an A-hole move, but funny as hell.
ReplyDelete#5 Dude is good with his moves, bet he’s tired at the end of the day.
#3 - Not funny. A pure A-Hole.
ReplyDeleteI generally don't like pranks but this one was really funny. Also, if this guy is paddling around in water that believably has gators or crocs in it, on an inflatable unicorn, he may have been taught a rather valuable lesson. Next time it might not be a fake one.
DeleteThose are some real Darwin Award winners you got there mister. Be a shame if something happened to them...
ReplyDelete#3 ... I want one. In fact, I want many.
ReplyDelete#5 ... Maybe that farm equipment isn't obsolete after all.
#6 ... How rednecks celebrate the lifting of the burn ban.
#8 ... Skiing while fat. It's a crime.
#9 ... I sure hope alcohol was involved. Scares me to think anyone could be that stupid sober.
#9 stopped just as the broken fire hydrant started to spray
ReplyDeleteLeft turn signal on when crashing to the right-
DeleteNot wearing seat belt while seated on roof-
Improper use of extremities to steer-
Those are gonna be additional charges!
1: Feeding a raccoon? What could possibly go wrong?
ReplyDelete3: Now that's funny.
4: I could see someone dying from this.
9: Where I live at least, this would land him before a judge to talk about a dangerous driving charge. I actually had one dismissed on a technicality (for doing someone really tame in comparison to this) because I was talking to the cop the whole time he was writing up the ticket and he didn't write the city name when putting the address down. The surprisingly attractive and kind older magistrate lady seemed to find the whole thing funny when she was explaining it all to me, but 22 year old me was only relieved. That was a "grow up" moment.
10: That's gonna leave a tricky spare.
1. And that's why you don't feed the wildlife.
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Or handout welfare.
Delete#1: Give one Coon a hand out and Vola, the entire ghetto shows up
ReplyDelete#3, - #6, - #9: Assholes with too much free time on their hands
#9 Stolen vehicle?
ReplyDelete#4 Should be fired
#1: Wisco Dave's worst nightmare?
ReplyDelete#3. Damn, son. That is just plain evil.
ReplyDelete#1 Feed the cute little raccoon. Yeah, that's a great idea - until it isn't.
ReplyDelete#2 I don't know what he's doing, but he needs a keeper and 90 days in the sneezer.
#3 The RC thing is going to get destroyed, and after the victim calms down the alleged perpetrator is likely in line for a class-A ass whippin'.
#4 Genius at work.
#5 I'm betting that man has an upper body build that's amazing.
#6 Fireworks? Whatever it is, the two of them can be cellmates for a few years.
#7 Stop ignorning me! That! I want that! Stop ignoring me!
#8 Skiing is great exercise, and great fun! Just watch...
#9 Some village in Mexico is missing its idiot.
#10 Here little brother, let me help you.
That village that is missing his idiot is not in Mexico. That is very much a red, withe and blue, homegrown idiot!
Delete#3 - Who's worse, the guy with the gator head or the poofta on the unicorn?
DeleteI say the poofta deserves it.
#9 It's called ghost riding the whip. It's from Hip Hop culture. (That's the polite way of saying it.) Apparently influencing dumb rednecks to try it. Only reason I know this is my youngest brother is a huge..... fan. He's teaching his son to be one too ! Really roasts my ass but I have little influence in the kids life.
ReplyDeleteVC
# 7 Pup definitely wants to get the attention of the one sitting across the table
ReplyDeleteJD
#2 - WTF is that all about????????????????????????
ReplyDeleteAll these are great. #1 let's me know the coon that got one of my ducks 3 nights ago may have accomplices. And I sure don't feed wildlife. They are coming for eggs
ReplyDelete#1 Just shot two of those bastards. Got two of my chickens and wounded a third bad so I had to put it down. I had hardware cloth buried ten inches down around the run. It wasn't enough. Caught them in those paw traps baited with sardines. My fault, Flordia is new to me. Never experienced coons and sand. In good ol Va red clay ten inches would have been plenty. I should have known.
ReplyDelete2 cans cat food, 4 mouse bait cubes crushed to powder, a handful of Fly Bait. Mix well, set out in 2 paper soup bowls. I guarantee even the bowls will be gone in the morning.
DeleteI did that with 1/2 pound of mole poison and rat poison, mixed with wet cat food. The coon who ate it all walked around like a drunken sailor with a brain worm for three days. I was watching it as it stopped, popped out a tremendous turd, and then ambled away like nothing happened.
DeleteThat day was the day I started shooting the motherfruckers.
All because the libtards next door fed the trash-bandits for a year and then left for the summer.
#2) Ah, "The Backyard Scientist"! The intellectual Florida Man. This is the Vortex ring cannon experiment he did for GoPro about 9 years ago. Fill up yer cannon with a mixture of smoke and propane or vaporized ether, shoot a spark or open flame, and she blowed up real good! Kevin's YT channel goes back about 10 years, and it's highly entertaining....
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/QMy4SeShfvA
There was another guy from Florida that did experiments, mostly with different lenses.. It was pretty cool and his co-host wife was smoking hot so of course I watched it
DeleteJD
#3: That is so cruel. So infantile, so ridiculous, so dangerous. And where can I get one of my own?
ReplyDelete#3 is asshole
ReplyDelete#4 is asshole
#9 is big, stupid asshoe
What is it with people & bottle rockets? We always just held them in our hands. Easier to aim it where you want it to go. Easier to have bottle-rocket wars, too. What the hell, I was born in '65.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
Just rescued a little one like this. In an effort to break her of the habit of begging at the table she was rewarded with a piece of chicken for not begging at the dinner table.
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