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Wednesday, July 02, 2025

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27 comments:

  1. #7 ???? I guess I'm a dumb veteran cause I just don't get it at all.

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    1. You don't remember the Yellow Bird cadence?
      A yellow bird
      with a yellow bill
      Sat upon
      my window sill
      I lured him in
      with a piece of bread
      And then I smashed
      hiiiiiis
      fucking head!!!

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    2. Never heard that one, but I was Air Force. In tech school at Keesler, the filthiest, raunchiest ones were more often than not the creation of one of the women. Like blacks and crime, military women and X-rated imaginations seem joined at the hips.

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    3. “Pretty little bird, with a pretty little bill.
      Landed on my window sill,
      Coached him in with a piece of bread.
      Then I smashed his fuck’in head!”

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    4. Marching? Cadence? WTF? I was in the Navy.('65-"69)!

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    5. USN 81-85 we marched are asses off in the middle of the winter in Great Lakes Ill. A lot of cadence songs but not that one.

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    6. 2nd verse:
      The prettiest leg, I ever saw,
      Was on a puppy, with a broken paw.
      I lured him in, with a piece of meat,
      aannnnd then I smashed his, other feet!

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    7. That cadence wasn't around in the early days of the Black Boot US Army (early days of the switch from brown boots to black).
      Cletus

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    8. Anon 5:20 - I could've done without it to be honest with you. It was a dumb fucking cadence and ceased to be funny after the first time you heard it.

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    9. Sang it in boot camp in the summer of '72 at Fort Knox. With slight variations.

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  2. #16 for the win

    #7 ok, I'll bite.????......and I'm a veteran

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  3. #18 I'd call that killer green

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    1. That color has a lot of names. Institutional green. Chrome green. Spinach green. Grey-green. Puke green. But I like yours best.

      Back in my teens I was a member of several organizations that met in old government buildings. Our rent was usually cleaning up the areas we use. I have spent many an hour cleaning green walls.

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    2. This looks more like "You Shouldn't Have Left Any Witnesses"green-

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    3. "Quantavious Green"- has a nice ring to it-

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    4. Quantavious Green. Is that anything like Leroy Brown?

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    5. "He was mean, mean, Quantavious Green"-

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    6. I always called it "Nut House Green"

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    7. "Quantavious Green. Is that anything like Leroy Brown?"

      I prefer Berry White.

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    8. This just keeps getting better and better.

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  4. # 1. Too true
    # 6. I don't think there's enough drones to supply his demand.
    # 11. The truth hurts
    JD

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  5. #7. I doubt they call cadence anymore, Kenny, based on that clusterfuck we got to watch on the 14th. Sometimes I wish I was found in Panama dead, at least for a day or two. Eod1sg Ret

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  6. I heard #7 in my head immediately--and I was Navy!
    --Tennessee Budd

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  7. #1 - Now I have the song "If I only had a brain" bouncing around in my head like some kind of ear worm from 1939 so thanks for that.

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