DENHAM SPRINGS, La. (WAFB/Gray News) - A “beef bandit” was arrested after stealing hundreds of dollars’ worth of meat from Walmart by stuffing it in his pants, according to police.
He went for Ribeye steaks. Big mistake, Michael. Having a 4 pound ribeye in the crotch zone might fool a horny MILF looking for a quick jump, but it'd be very obvious to the average person that something was amiss. Ya shoulda stuck to a couple of Slim Jims, son.
Back when I got out of the Army, I got a temp job as security at a grocery. One day I had to roll up a dusky lady and her four dusky crotch fruit. She had nothing on her, but each kid had at least four nice steaks with the fixings under their coats.
I'll comment here because you disabled comments on the Cold Fury post. Let me get this straight. A guy that is radically MAGA and voted for Trump to give tax breaks for billionaires TWICE is also so broke that he can't fix his shitter and now he is asking for handouts to help him deal with his problems! If only there was someone that ran on lowering taxes for low and middle class people in the last election! But no! He had to vote for the guy that ran on lowering taxes for billionaires!
-Let him pull himself from his bootstraps. -Asking for others to pay to fix your problems is SOCIALISM! -Maybe he should saved his money and stop buying lattes and avocado toasts and then he would have the money to pay for his pump! -If he needs more money he should get another job! I hear there are plenty of openings picking up fruit and vegetables. Maybe he could get one of those jobs that Mexicans used to do!
Did I forget any other stupid thing people on these threads say about others on a regular basis?
This is so glorious I can't believe it!
It is so much fun when the veil falls down. Here you are pretending to be smart, know-it all people with complex views of geopolitical, social and economic problems... when the reality is that you are uneducated fucks living in the middle of nowhere and too broke to afford a fucking pump!
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He went for Ribeye steaks. Big mistake, Michael. Having a 4 pound ribeye in the crotch zone might fool a horny MILF looking for a quick jump, but it'd be very obvious to the average person that something was amiss. Ya shoulda stuck to a couple of Slim Jims, son.
ReplyDeleteHe was looking for one of those tomahawk steaks...
ReplyDeleteLooky here babe at the bulge in my pants..
Dumbass
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Back when I got out of the Army, I got a temp job as security at a grocery. One day I had to roll up a dusky lady and her four dusky crotch fruit. She had nothing on her, but each kid had at least four nice steaks with the fixings under their coats.
ReplyDeleteabout $300 worth of meat...
ReplyDeleteSoooo...a five pound tube of 73% and a can of Vienna Sausage.
I'll comment here because you disabled comments on the Cold Fury post.
ReplyDeleteLet me get this straight. A guy that is radically MAGA and voted for Trump to give tax breaks for billionaires TWICE is also so broke that he can't fix his shitter and now he is asking for handouts to help him deal with his problems!
If only there was someone that ran on lowering taxes for low and middle class people in the last election! But no! He had to vote for the guy that ran on lowering taxes for billionaires!
-Let him pull himself from his bootstraps.
-Asking for others to pay to fix your problems is SOCIALISM!
-Maybe he should saved his money and stop buying lattes and avocado toasts and then he would have the money to pay for his pump!
-If he needs more money he should get another job! I hear there are plenty of openings picking up fruit and vegetables. Maybe he could get one of those jobs that Mexicans used to do!
Did I forget any other stupid thing people on these threads say about others on a regular basis?
This is so glorious I can't believe it!
It is so much fun when the veil falls down. Here you are pretending to be smart, know-it all people with complex views of geopolitical, social and economic problems... when the reality is that you are uneducated fucks living in the middle of nowhere and too broke to afford a fucking pump!