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Friday, August 01, 2025

I'll give Jimmy an A for effort

A landlord was starting his lawn mower in a rural township when suddenly the machine exploded – and police believe it wasn't an accident.

8 comments:

  1. Fits the description I.E.D. I hope the Jihadis don't pick up on this variant and team up with the illegal alien Beaner landscapers.

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  2. If you're going to shoot . . shoot. Don't talk.
    -- Tuco

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  3. When getting revenge don't go the arson or explosive route unless you want to bring in the state and federal agencies to investigate your handy work... Your ass is pretty much gross if you do
    JD

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  4. Congratulations, Mr. Sever, we're giving you a new place to live. Rent-free. Clothing and meals provided.

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  5. He said he "had started his Club Cadet zero-turn lawn mower"...

    Reporter doesn't know that it's a CUB Cadet, not a CLUB Cadet. But thinks it is vitally important to include the detail that it is, in fact, a zero-turn mower, vice a mere rider. What I really want to know is, was it a 42" deck or 46" deck?

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  6. Sounds like Genius put the bomb underneath the mower deck, which, being made of steel, provided perfectly adequate protection.

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