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The woods aren't as private as you'd think.
About 20 or 30 years ago I was on vacation and went to the mountains. I was on the east slope of the Sierras just wandering and found myself standing on the edge of a cliff. I hadn't seen a single solitary soul in 3-4 days and was standing there thinking, "I'm all alone. I can do anything I want" so I took a deep breath and yelled, "FUCK YOU!!!" as loud as I could.
A couple of seconds later, I heard from way off in the distance, "NOOO, FUCK YOU!!!"
