6: They're busy posting jokes while their continent burns. 13: That's my mom. It goes in a drawer with 55 other random old envelopes and manuals, all scribbled with passwords. 14: The dog sure but the only cat I ever had was full of "go fuck yourself" energy when anybody tried to give him shit. He became less destructive as he grew up. 16: I always laugh when I think about how muslim groups got all offended and worried and insulted when buses all over Israel installed bags of pig blood. It had this crazy side effect of putting a complete stop to suicide bombings of buses. 19: One that I remember well: He was a teacher and she was a yoga instructor, both in their 20s, moving to Hawaii.
According to an ultra orthodox Jewish coworker, her brother that lived in a kibbutz got a guard pig. It kept the Muslims away. Yes, Jewish people won't eat pork, but their not fanatical about pigs to the point of being stupid.
anon 3:18 you don't actually know any jews, do you? they don't hate pork, they just won't eat it, and don't much care if you do or not. but life is more important than starving so they'll eat it if there is nothing else, and God forgives them because their life is more important than dietary restrictions.
muslims however cannot enter heaven if they have had a single drop of pork product on them without massive expensive cleaning rituals and possibly a trip to mecca.allah is not forgiving. for anything.
there is an exception..on jihad (war) anything goes and all is forgiven. so if you see a bunch of devout-looking muslims in a strip club, looking like they have no idea what's going on, every pair of tiddies are the first ones they've ever seen, and they're chugging alcohol like it's oxygen..beware.
To those 2 that got butthurt by my comment. I've unfortunately had to do work for some of those little hat you and everyone else always makes excuses for, I've found them to be cheap, petty and for the most part masty POS. They love you to yourface and stab you in the back because in their minds if you're not a little hat you're below them... As to the pork I have never been around a little hat that would touch it much less have it around them.. I've been around several Muslims as well and I much prefer their company to the little tribe POS... JD
Butt hurt? JD -- look in the mirror. The only one raving like they're butt hurt is you. I'm glad you came back with your anecdotal information about Jews ... someday you might learn that you can't go from a statistically insignificant sample size and draw universal conclusions.
But sure, if you think Muslims are better, move to Europe -- or Deerborn Michigan. If you're not up for that, at least read up on life in a predominantly Muslim country (and not a book written by CAIR).
#14 I came home once and my dog looked guilty. I could not find what he'd destroyed until months later I found an empty, licked clean, cheese wrapper under the bed. I think I destroyed my sense of omniscience in his eyes that day.
My Dad and my uncle (Mom's brother) used the same password storage device. 5 inch spiral notebook written in pencil with cross-outs, tattered pages, and terrible handwriting due to arthritis. My brother and I have been losing our minds trying to sort this shit out since my Dad passed away a few months ago.
No worries. With a 1911, as soon as the other guys see just one of their friends disintegrated by a single round of 45 By God ACP, they'll see the error of their ways and repent.
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6: They're busy posting jokes while their continent burns.
ReplyDelete13: That's my mom. It goes in a drawer with 55 other random old envelopes and manuals, all scribbled with passwords.
14: The dog sure but the only cat I ever had was full of "go fuck yourself" energy when anybody tried to give him shit. He became less destructive as he grew up.
16: I always laugh when I think about how muslim groups got all offended and worried and insulted when buses all over Israel installed bags of pig blood. It had this crazy side effect of putting a complete stop to suicide bombings of buses.
19: One that I remember well: He was a teacher and she was a yoga instructor, both in their 20s, moving to Hawaii.
Well as to your # 16 I call bullshit, the small hat tribe hates pork as much as Muslims do
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Howzabout ham n cheese sandwiches. Then everything is covered. IYKYK.
DeleteAccording to an ultra orthodox Jewish coworker, her brother that lived in a kibbutz got a guard pig. It kept the Muslims away. Yes, Jewish people won't eat pork, but their not fanatical about pigs to the point of being stupid.
Deleteanon 3:18 you don't actually know any jews, do you? they don't hate pork, they just won't eat it, and don't much care if you do or not. but life is more important than starving so they'll eat it if there is nothing else, and God forgives them because their life is more important than dietary restrictions.
Deletemuslims however cannot enter heaven if they have had a single drop of pork product on them without massive expensive cleaning rituals and possibly a trip to mecca.allah is not forgiving. for anything.
there is an exception..on jihad (war) anything goes and all is forgiven. so if you see a bunch of devout-looking muslims in a strip club, looking like they have no idea what's going on, every pair of tiddies are the first ones they've ever seen, and they're chugging alcohol like it's oxygen..beware.
To those 2 that got butthurt by my comment.
DeleteI've unfortunately had to do work for some of those little hat you and everyone else always makes excuses for, I've found them to be cheap, petty and for the most part masty POS. They love you to yourface and stab you in the back because in their minds if you're not a little hat you're below them...
As to the pork I have never been around a little hat that would touch it much less have it around them..
I've been around several Muslims as well and I much prefer their company to the little tribe POS...
JD
Butt hurt? JD -- look in the mirror. The only one raving like they're butt hurt is you. I'm glad you came back with your anecdotal information about Jews ... someday you might learn that you can't go from a statistically insignificant sample size and draw universal conclusions.
DeleteBut sure, if you think Muslims are better, move to Europe -- or Deerborn Michigan. If you're not up for that, at least read up on life in a predominantly Muslim country (and not a book written by CAIR).
-- Anon 12:37
Well, I'm an equal opportunity bigot when it comed to little hats (I like that, I'm gonna steal it) or rag heads.
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All right, no more comments on this thread. I'm tired of the arguing already.
Delete#1 is an keeper!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
She looks like she has a touch of crazy in her eyes ... but I think she's my kind of crazy. Absolutely gorgeous.
DeleteThey all have that crazy, it's in their genetic code
DeleteJD
Even if she's not named Tiffany, isn't a stripper or a hairdresser or a redhead, we know she belongs in the Danger zone in the hot/crazy matrix
Delete#2: Suddenly my foot long bratwurst stiffens.
ReplyDeleteFinally, I understand.
DeleteWhere was this information fifty years ago when I could have used it?
Delete# 10. I hate that stuff, when I was working in the bars it always turned into a shit night when rounds of that crap started going around..
ReplyDeleteJD
#15 - You better hit that now because in ten years she's gonna be a land manatee....
ReplyDelete#18 Where's the Flammenwerfer?
ReplyDelete#14 I came home once and my dog looked guilty.
ReplyDeleteI could not find what he'd destroyed until months later I found an empty, licked clean, cheese wrapper under the bed.
I think I destroyed my sense of omniscience in his eyes that day.
My Dad and my uncle (Mom's brother) used the same password storage device. 5 inch spiral notebook written in pencil with cross-outs, tattered pages, and terrible handwriting due to arthritis. My brother and I have been losing our minds trying to sort this shit out since my Dad passed away a few months ago.
ReplyDelete#20. Bill Hicks. Dude was a thinker. Gone too soon.
ReplyDelete18 - 13Bravo for the win
ReplyDeleteAhh yes, the 1911. The gun for antique lovers with tiny hands
ReplyDeleteSays the man who needs 17 rounds to put down what he's shooting at.
Delete1911 .45ACP because shooting twice is silly. Jeff C in NC
DeleteWell you only have 7 to 8 rounds before you have to reload
DeleteJD
Reload? What's that? With a 1911 chambered in 45 By God ACP, one hit is enough.
Delete🙄 ok Kenny but what happens if there are 9 or 10 of them and you can't get them lined up to get 2 in 1 shot 🤔
DeleteJD
No worries. With a 1911, as soon as the other guys see just one of their friends disintegrated by a single round of 45 By God ACP, they'll see the error of their ways and repent.
DeleteLMAO... Ok thanks for the info about this 😃☺️
DeleteJD
Not a problem. If you have any other gun questions, just ask - I am an expert, ya know.
DeleteThat's what I'm being told so it must be true 🤔
DeleteJD
Snotty krauts keep running their mouths and we’ll dust off the 1911 to go for the WW Hat Trick
ReplyDelete.45 AARP, as a friend of calls it.
ReplyDeleteThat's good. They aren't wrong. It's the only pistol I wanted.
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