Well, today I got my finger stuck in the slot on a cabinet door as I walked past. You know, that finger that got smashed flat about 50 yrs ago and causes immense pain once in awhile. At least I didn't spill the eggs or knock over the coffee.
That gives me an idea; I'ma start logging which day in the week the finger erupts in pain.
#1- Soundtrack- ZZZZZT!! (dull thud) Oh fuck!! AHHHH! (crash) AIEEEEE! (heavy thump) (groaning) YOU STUPID FUCKER! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I HELP YOU! (more groaning) Ow, my balls! GM
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Well, today I got my finger stuck in the slot on a cabinet door as I walked past. You know, that finger that got smashed flat about 50 yrs ago and causes immense pain once in awhile. At least I didn't spill the eggs or knock over the coffee.
ReplyDeleteThat gives me an idea; I'ma start logging which day in the week the finger erupts in pain.
Better, now.
ReplyDeleteThank God for protecting me from my own stoopid back when I had energy to make it work.
#4- You'd crash too if you had that cloud of pot smoke surrounding your head-
ReplyDeleteGM
All 10 will electrify your schadenboner
ReplyDelete#1- Soundtrack-
ReplyDeleteZZZZZT!!
(dull thud)
Oh fuck!!
AHHHH!
(crash)
AIEEEEE!
(heavy thump)
(groaning)
YOU STUPID FUCKER! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I HELP YOU!
(more groaning) Ow, my balls!
GM