#1 My life will never be complete, now. /s #11 Appears to be a tiny goat standing on the head of a capybara? That's gonna get awkward when the goat grows up. #12 should get together with #1. I bet they're soul mates.
Regarding the young woman (forgive me if I have mis-gendered it) who doesn't date Trump supporters: At the risk of repeating myself, if I had a dog that ugly, I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards.
She was walking down the street with a pitbull when someone yelled "that has got to be the ugliest pig in the world you have there." She yelled back," you sick bastard, it's a lovely bully." Guy hollars back," I was talking to the pitbull."
7. Hillary "No, not tonight, Bill. You've gotten all you're getting until Christmas. " Bill "That's alright, I have some work to do down in the office"
A couple of years ago I was cleaning out the garage at my parents house & up in the rafters I found a metal box with a lock, cut the lock off, there was 20 M-80s & a bunch of Auto Trix Car Bombs. Remember those? Hook the wires to the coil, when they started the engine it would smoke & scream & then boom. It's a miracle nobody died. Still have a few.
And regarding Marcus Welby's professional opinion: I was at Target/CVS to pick up prescriptions today and the people in my line were outnumbered by people there to receive their 'free' covid and flu shots. One woman was particularly proud of her two colorful band aids and was tickled to show them off to others waiting in line.
Imma go out on a limb here and guess the folks getting the free jabs might have been senior citizens? Near where I live are a couple of retirement communities (you know, "55 and over" but there are reports in the local rag every couple of weeks about some 39 year old living there that got a second or third DUI) and the nearby WalMart aisles are normally clogged up with refugees from these places seeing who stop their shopping carts or electric "mobility" scooters in the middle the longest to look at something and block traffic.. . . . . .
I just went through MONTHS, seriously, months, of Humana Medicare Advantage plan pestering me to book a "free" colorectal screening. They wouldn't take No for an answer. Phone calls, texts, post office mail, over and over again. One of those informed me about a "free" at-home then mail-in kit to send a sample to a lab. Then the lab was leaving a voice mail day after day after day reminding me to send in my "free" test. Finally I had to call the lab company and press 0 for an operator and tell them please stop calling me. "May I ask why?" No doubt with a call aid handy with snotty answers to every possible excuse. I didn't want to get into a debate. "Because I choose to not participate, that's why. Thank you."
You wonder how much Medicare contract money was being vacuumed up for this preventative care that Medicare thought would "save" so much money in actual care costs down the road. I'm sure it's like the flu shots. Loads of entitled "beneficiaries" piling in for the freebies.
Did it ever occur to you that you might've been being scammed? Any time anybody is that persistent over something I did not initiate, I'm immediately suspicious.
I got a $50 gift card when I agreed to use one of those at home kits. They never bothered to check that I recently had a colonoscopy , they never sent me the kit. The amount of waste going on in Medicare is something. I get $140 a quarter to squander on over the counter crap I don't need.
They killed Lincoln because they thought he was a tyrant.
And Lincoln was replaced by a Cabal that hated the South and fucked the South up pretty much till after WWII.
Brilliant job there, JWB. What is it about Democrats that they have to shoot people rather than entering into learned discourse.
And if you start with "Lincoln suspended Habeus Corpus, dur hur hur hur..." Did you know that the Constitution allows Habeus Corpus to be suspended for... wait for it... insurrection and rebellion? So Lincoln suspended said HC correctly.
JWB shot a tyrant who invaded a sovereign nation, approved of war crimes, and enslaved us all to the Federal Empire by destroying THESE United States and replacing them with the abomination known as THE United States. The Founders would have hanged Lincoln as a traitor.
There's a great meme out there in the wild, a blue hair with nose ring like #1 sleeping and his buddy is about to wake him up using a 9V battery across the nose ring terminals. . . . . . ROFLMAO
1: EWW 14: Looks like there might be hail falling, which takes the stupidity of these people to the next level. 20: "You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies." - Charlie Kirk
#5 red rover come over and get your ass kicked was the name of our game, we had to be tough back then. it made us better people. iodine cures all ills. #13 so true. it's a sad commentary on our society. most all of the real men are gone now.
#14 is to keep the rain from watering down your drink. #18 is the reason I'm crawling around in the dark looking for your fingers so we can take them to the hospital with you.
Red rover could give one a sense of accomplishment and of facing one’s fears. I still recall choosing the toughest, strongest pair, running as fast as I could, and actually bursting through. Kids could use a bit of that today.
Would someone kindly inform ms nose ring that the chances of a Trump supporter, male or female, asking her (I am assuming that person is a female) for a date are zero. She will see AOC become an international chess grandmaster and gain renown for her insights on quantum physics before any maga supporter asks her out. I do see her future being that of box wine and multiple cats.
+1….whatever that thing is, I’m sure it’ll be planning an assassination attempt on a conservative figure within a few years, if it doesn’t kill itself first.
#1 sure has the total mental illness starter pack going doesn't uh she, er he, umm it ? ? Fluorescent colored hair , face tattoo bull ring in the snout , and showing the fag flag . The "I don't date Trump supporters" quote is pretty hilarious too , I am sure I speak for most supporters of Mr. Trump when I say If I she was the last woman on earth she would be sleeping alone .
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#1 My life will never be complete, now. /s
ReplyDelete#11 Appears to be a tiny goat standing on the head of a capybara? That's gonna get awkward when the goat grows up.
#12 should get together with #1. I bet they're soul mates.
What, no mention of the ugly Christmas sweater on the mini-goat? It's ALREADY awkward.
Delete#1.Tijuana donkeys don't date republicans either.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the young woman (forgive me if I have mis-gendered it) who doesn't date Trump supporters:
ReplyDeleteAt the risk of repeating myself, if I had a dog that ugly, I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards.
She was walking down the street with a pitbull when someone yelled "that has got to be the ugliest pig in the world you have there."
DeleteShe yelled back," you sick bastard, it's a lovely bully."
Guy hollars back," I was talking to the pitbull."
7. Hillary "No, not tonight, Bill. You've gotten all you're getting until Christmas. "
ReplyDeleteBill "That's alright, I have some work to do down in the office"
A couple of years ago I was cleaning out the garage at my parents house & up in the rafters I found a metal box with a lock, cut the lock off, there was 20 M-80s & a bunch of Auto Trix Car Bombs. Remember those? Hook the wires to the coil, when they started the engine it would smoke & scream & then boom. It's a miracle nobody died. Still have a few.
ReplyDeleteLucky!
DeleteAnd regarding Marcus Welby's professional opinion:
ReplyDeleteI was at Target/CVS to pick up prescriptions today and the people in my line were outnumbered by people there to receive their 'free' covid and flu shots. One woman was particularly proud of her two colorful band aids and was tickled to show them off to others waiting in line.
Wow! People still haven't figured it out?
DeleteImma go out on a limb here and guess the folks getting the free jabs might have been senior citizens? Near where I live are a couple of retirement communities (you know, "55 and over" but there are reports in the local rag every couple of weeks about some 39 year old living there that got a second or third DUI) and the nearby WalMart aisles are normally clogged up with refugees from these places seeing who stop their shopping carts or electric "mobility" scooters in the middle the longest to look at something and block traffic.. . . . . .
Delete25% of those receiving shots were over 55. The rest were women, 30 to 55.
DeleteThe two men that were there were with their wives. They were over 55. Neither of the men looked thrilled to be there.
I just went through MONTHS, seriously, months, of Humana Medicare Advantage plan pestering me to book a "free" colorectal screening. They wouldn't take No for an answer. Phone calls, texts, post office mail, over and over again. One of those informed me about a "free" at-home then mail-in kit to send a sample to a lab. Then the lab was leaving a voice mail day after day after day reminding me to send in my "free" test. Finally I had to call the lab company and press 0 for an operator and tell them please stop calling me. "May I ask why?" No doubt with a call aid handy with snotty answers to every possible excuse. I didn't want to get into a debate. "Because I choose to not participate, that's why. Thank you."
DeleteYou wonder how much Medicare contract money was being vacuumed up for this preventative care that Medicare thought would "save" so much money in actual care costs down the road. I'm sure it's like the flu shots. Loads of entitled "beneficiaries" piling in for the freebies.
Did it ever occur to you that you might've been being scammed? Any time anybody is that persistent over something I did not initiate, I'm immediately suspicious.
DeleteAnd the Grand Culling continues...
DeleteShould have said OK and then sent in a box of dog doo doo.
DeleteI got a $50 gift card when I agreed to use one of those at home kits. They never bothered to check that I recently had a colonoscopy , they never sent me the kit. The amount of waste going on in Medicare is something. I get $140 a quarter to squander on over the counter crap I don't need.
Delete# 15 Those of us that survived the MD 2020 days salute you
ReplyDelete# 18 Ahhh yeah M80s and mailboxes go together like PB&J
JD
My little brother snuck some in to school. The kid he sold them to dropped one in the toilet and flushed it. Shattered a cast iron sewer pipe.
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DeleteJD
#20 A tyrant finding out what "Thus Always" means.
ReplyDeleteThey killed Lincoln because they thought he was a tyrant.
DeleteAnd Lincoln was replaced by a Cabal that hated the South and fucked the South up pretty much till after WWII.
Brilliant job there, JWB. What is it about Democrats that they have to shoot people rather than entering into learned discourse.
And if you start with "Lincoln suspended Habeus Corpus, dur hur hur hur..." Did you know that the Constitution allows Habeus Corpus to be suspended for... wait for it... insurrection and rebellion? So Lincoln suspended said HC correctly.
Yep. JWB got what he deserved for being a typical democrat and shooting someone he disagreed with. What a tyrant.
DeleteLincoln would not be welcome in MAGA
DeleteJWB shot a tyrant who invaded a sovereign nation, approved of war crimes, and enslaved us all to the Federal Empire by destroying THESE United States and replacing them with the abomination known as THE United States. The Founders would have hanged Lincoln as a traitor.
DeleteThere's a great meme out there in the wild, a blue hair with nose ring like #1 sleeping and his buddy is about to wake him up using a 9V battery across the nose ring terminals. . . . . . ROFLMAO
ReplyDelete#18 ... *Ahem* MILK box. Yeah, that old.
ReplyDelete#1. Don't worry none of them will ask you. BTW I have a 9V battery if you need to recharge your finger.
ReplyDelete#5- My wife was banned from volunteering to monitor recess at my kid’s elementary school for introducing Red Rover. Kids loved it, Admin not so much.
ReplyDelete#3 That kid looks like he was born with outstanding warrants
ReplyDelete1: EWW
ReplyDelete14: Looks like there might be hail falling, which takes the stupidity of these people to the next level.
20: "You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies." - Charlie Kirk
where do we send the thank you card to number one.
ReplyDelete#5 red rover come over and get your ass kicked was the name of our game, we had to be tough back then. it made us better people. iodine cures all ills.
ReplyDelete#13 so true. it's a sad commentary on our society. most all of the real men are gone now.
In my day it was mercurochrome.
DeleteIodine in my day.
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#14 is to keep the rain from watering down your drink. #18 is the reason I'm crawling around in the dark looking for your fingers so we can take them to the hospital with you.
ReplyDelete#1 Oh, thank God!
ReplyDelete# 8 ..... Would her name be Whisker Bisquit ?
ReplyDeleteRed rover could give one a sense of accomplishment and of facing one’s fears. I still recall choosing the toughest, strongest pair, running as fast as I could, and actually bursting through. Kids could use a bit of that today.
ReplyDeleteI always enjoyed "killer ball" using basket balls.
DeleteEvil Franklin
#1 needs to shave his moustache.
ReplyDeleteWould someone kindly inform ms nose ring that the chances of a Trump supporter, male or female, asking her (I am assuming that person is a female) for a date are zero. She will see AOC become an international chess grandmaster and gain renown for her insights on quantum physics before any maga supporter asks her out. I do see her future being that of box wine and multiple cats.
ReplyDeleteIn my opinion you assumed incorrectly.
Delete#1 In this meme, we see the emergence of he incel troon....
ReplyDelete+1….whatever that thing is, I’m sure it’ll be planning an assassination attempt on a conservative figure within a few years, if it doesn’t kill itself first.
Delete#1 sure has the total mental illness starter pack going doesn't uh she, er he, umm it ? ? Fluorescent colored hair , face tattoo bull ring in the snout , and showing the fag flag . The "I don't date Trump supporters" quote is pretty hilarious too , I am sure I speak for most supporters of Mr. Trump when I say If I she was the last woman on earth she would be sleeping alone .
ReplyDeleteThere are only 3 genders; he, she or it.
DeleteEvil Franklin