#6. Growing up in Minnesota I was told Iowa was an acronym for idiots out wandering around.. Thought it was just a joke until I was driving through Iowa and saw one of their state trucks. Dang, it had idiot written right there on the side except it was misspelled as IDOT.
Bernie, it's called Mogadishu on the Mississippi. The looniness is part of the reason I stayed in Kansas when I ETSed from the Army. Kansas is great although I do miss Minnesota summers... Almost as often as I missed them when I lived in Minnesota.
An old woman calls he husband on his cell phone. "Be careful out there," she frets, "I just saw on TV there's a crazy person driving the wrong way on the freeway!"
"It's worse than that," he replies. "There's hundreds of 'em!"
Definitely. Also Iowan, you want no part of this clap trap of a state, don't drive through it, never visit, forget it even exists, nothing good here, keep moving along, welcome to Hell. B'rer Rabbit
#20 BBG says Mr. Comey "do youse wan be da husband or de wife". Comey thinks??? "I'll be the Husband". That seems safe.... BBG says "Ok get over here and suck your Wife's d*ck!"
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6. Actually, we just changed the state motto to: Where Guyanans go to get deported.
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Also: James Tiberius Kirk was born in Iowa, so there's that.
Delete#18: Any woman who can "imagine that amazing world if there were no men" has never witnessed the ruthless world of a chicken coop with no rooster...
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ReplyDeleteBig Black Guy:
"Hey, Jimbo, you wanna play prison rape?"
Jim: "NOOOO!!!!"
BBG:
"That's the spirit."
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#15: If their mothers had taken Thalidomide instead of Tylenol they wouldn't have gotten those mental conditions.
ReplyDelete#17: That'd be a better message on the doctor's phone line instead of the usual bland:" If this is a medical emergency hang up and call 911".
#18: Imagine the results if they were Asian women.
I am 99% sure that picture IS from China. I lived there in the 90s.
Delete#6. Growing up in Minnesota I was told Iowa was an acronym for idiots out wandering around..
ReplyDeleteThought it was just a joke until I was driving through Iowa and saw one of their state trucks. Dang, it had idiot written right there on the side except it was misspelled as IDOT.
At least it's not little Somalia.
DeleteGive it time, Bernie
DeleteBernie, it's called Mogadishu on the Mississippi. The looniness is part of the reason I stayed in Kansas when I ETSed from the Army.
DeleteKansas is great although I do miss Minnesota summers... Almost as often as I missed them when I lived in Minnesota.
I vote for 20. I also voted for 20 last November. It's about g*ddamned time, and Brennan better be next, or at least soon.
ReplyDeleteI must be on the sick side of humor because #9 made me LOL!
ReplyDeleteSick bastard.
DeleteI laughed too.
An old woman calls he husband on his cell phone. "Be careful out there," she frets, "I just saw on TV there's a crazy person driving the wrong way on the freeway!"
Delete"It's worse than that," he replies. "There's hundreds of 'em!"
When one has never used the car TV it takes a moment.
DeleteEvil Franklin
"One has ADHD, and another has autism."
ReplyDeletePor que no los dos?
I keep forgetting what it is that I'm obsessed with.
I'm from Iowa and I'm not offended! Especially living near the border with Illinois and Wisconsin.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely. Also Iowan, you want no part of this clap trap of a state, don't drive through it, never visit, forget it even exists, nothing good here, keep moving along, welcome to Hell. B'rer Rabbit
Delete#20 BBG says Mr. Comey "do youse wan be da husband or de wife". Comey thinks??? "I'll be the Husband". That seems safe.... BBG says "Ok get over here and suck your Wife's d*ck!"
ReplyDelete#20: "Hi I'm James Comey."
ReplyDeleteNo you ain't. You're Ben.
"Ben.... who?"
Dover.
#1 Related thru marriages to Pelosi, Gordon and Ann Getty's "surrogate son". (the blowdried douchebag on the left)
ReplyDelete3 for the win.
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