FARGO, N.D. (KVLY/Gray News) - A woman in North Dakota has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly hitting her boyfriend with a hatchet while he slept.
Court documents obtained by KVLY detail the events on Sept. 5 that led to Lena Deoliveira’s arrest.
I have a buddy that moved to North Dakota a few years ago, Grafton, and he's told me many times the girls there are cute but crazy...
ReplyDeleteJD
Some people's foreplay is just weird. But whatever turns them on, fine with me.
ReplyDeleteMarried my last psychochick just so's I could keep an eye on her. Haven't slept a wink in 30 years.
ReplyDeleteSurprised she didn't feed him into that wood chipper down by the lake.
ReplyDeleteEd
Crazy is fun until she puts a hatchet in your cone.
ReplyDeleteI can fix her.
ReplyDeleteYeah, like the lady with 10 cats can fix the Death Row inmate she married.
Delete(She 'saw something' in his demeanor on the news that all the rest of us missed. A certain 'light in his eyes.')
Must be a ancestor to Lizzie Borden.
ReplyDeleteI can just hear the guy behind the camera: "STOP smiling, this is a mugshot!" A quick search turns up another mugshot of her where she looks like a meth addict, which goes a long way to explaining the attack.
ReplyDeleteAn odd memory just came back to me. I recall when I was young my mother saying something along the lines of if my dad had ever hit her that she'd smash a lamp over his head while he was sleeping. Nothing like that ever happened, mainly because my dad wasn't some piece of shit who would abuse a woman, certainly not the love of his life. To this day she isn't very tolerant of abused women in general. "Why doesn't she just leave?" is always the first thing out of her mouth.
She and Paul Pelosi would get along great.
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