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Friday, September 12, 2025

Well, that asshole dog Jack doesn't like cyclists either

A 46-year-old employee wearing an inflatable dog costume outside a Florida puppy store allegedly strangled a bike-riding juvenile with whom he had an ongoing dispute, according to court records.

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  1. Sounds like a gag from a 'Naked Gun' movie. He needs to go to the pound.

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  2. It never occurred to me just what kinda guy applies for a job like that. I saw a report about a Chuckey Cheese mascot just a day ago, arrested and hauled out in full uniform for dealing drugs on site.

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    1. It's the kinda job you apply for when your parole officer says you better get a job or you're going back to the joint.

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    2. Yeah my thoughts are unless it's the owner trying to get attention for his business or a young person hustling a part time job for some income it's a person most people should stay away from... I feel the same about those employees at Disney that wear those costumes.. Stay away weirdo
      JD

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  3. Silly question: Does that asshole dog Jack like anybody but you and Lisa?

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    1. Not silly at all. He's friendly once he knows I'm cool with you. Unfortunately he's retarded and forgets if I'm cool with somebody from visit to visit so I have to demonstrate it every time you come over. But once you're inside the house, you're good. Matter of fact he'll pester you relentlessly for ear scratches and butt rubbins.

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    2. Please tell that asshole that if I ever come to see you I'm an expert in administering ear scratches and belly rubs.

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    3. Um, he likes to have his taint tickled too.

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    4. I don't do taint. I'll leave that to you, Weirdo.

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    5. Well that went weird quickly, lol
      JD

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