My brother had farts as bad as dog farts. In the morning, open his bedroom window from the outside before opening the door. Paint would peel off the wall. Bedsheets floating near the ceiling. He could clear a room like La Migra chasing beaners. His friends used him as crowd control. That's only a tiny wee bit of exaggeration.
#16 ... Does anyone else think that Halloween 'decorating' has gotten out of hand? It stopped being "for the children" a couple of decades back when 40 year old childless 'children' began adding 16 foot tall animated skeletons, rows of cheap plastic tombstones and flashing light shows to their miniscule front yards.
I used to carve a pumpkin into a jack-o-lantern for the front porch and light a candle inside it, thinking that was plenty creepy and cool.
#15. Mine get bad when I eat spicy food. I was doing an electric upgrade for a guy. At noon he took my helper and me to Hu Hot. When we got back to the job, my helper was making up a panel right by the door. I was finishing the third one in. I felt the sensation and bolted for the door. Trying to be funny, my helper shifted his position and tried to block me in. A little gas escaped before I got out to the parking lot and Cut Loose. A moment later he came staggering out looking about to die and accused me of crop dusting him intentionally. I told him that had I wanted to get him, I'd have let the entire SBD in the electric room then asked," do you smell smoke?"
# 5 Damn that's some healthy puppies # 8 Waltz is the bitch that would film you being harassed by the HOA he called on you # 12 I can relate # 20 Putting them in the hospital would be a good start but 6ft deep would be better JD
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#5 The one on the left is named Alex? What does she call the one on the right?
ReplyDeleteMy brother had farts as bad as dog farts. In the morning, open his bedroom window from the outside before opening the door. Paint would peel off the wall. Bedsheets floating near the ceiling. He could clear a room like La Migra chasing beaners. His friends used him as crowd control.
ReplyDeleteThat's only a tiny wee bit of exaggeration.
18. Goes along very nicely with 15, 13, 12, and especially 9!
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#16 ... Does anyone else think that Halloween 'decorating' has gotten out of hand? It stopped being "for the children" a couple of decades back when 40 year old childless 'children' began adding 16 foot tall animated skeletons, rows of cheap plastic tombstones and flashing light shows to their miniscule front yards.
ReplyDeleteI used to carve a pumpkin into a jack-o-lantern for the front porch and light a candle inside it, thinking that was plenty creepy and cool.
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I've seen hidiousely (wondrously), carved pumpkins.
DeleteBe a sport, add a "warning, child sex predator to the stuff on the lawn. See if they notice.
DeleteMy 43 y/o son loves decorating for Halloween, me not so much
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#15. Mine get bad when I eat spicy food.
ReplyDeleteI was doing an electric upgrade for a guy. At noon he took my helper and me to Hu Hot.
When we got back to the job, my helper was making up a panel right by the door. I was finishing the third one in. I felt the sensation and bolted for the door. Trying to be funny, my helper shifted his position and tried to block me in. A little gas escaped before I got out to the parking lot and Cut Loose.
A moment later he came staggering out looking about to die and accused me of crop dusting him intentionally. I told him that had I wanted to get him, I'd have let the entire SBD in the electric room then asked," do you smell smoke?"
# 5 Damn that's some healthy puppies
ReplyDelete# 8 Waltz is the bitch that would film you being harassed by the HOA he called on you
# 12 I can relate
# 20 Putting them in the hospital would be a good start but 6ft deep would be better
JD