My ex was getting an exam from a new female doctor and I was in the room with her. My ex had stripped her top off and the doctor mentioned something about 'Your husband here can help by doing.....' and I grinned and said, "I'm not her husband," then my ex popped off with, "Yeah, I just met this guy in the parking garage." I thought the doctor was going to piss her pants.
# 4 Now you tell me # 5 Being on Medicare is exactly like that # 10 I've been that drunk before # 18 I like that # 20 8 years of retarded W, 8 years of the half black POS and 4 years of the senile dumbass.. If we could survive that shit we can do it during the schumer shutdown no problem. JD
#16 ... I'd love to have Lincoln's take on how things worked out for the country since his reign. Is he facepalming in the great beyond? Or would he say, "I tried to warn you."
I've frequently heard/read that Lincoln's plan was to ship all, or most, of the former slaves to Liberia, or at least get them out of America. If Booth had missed that night, or not even gone to the theater, perhaps he would have succeeded in that plan.
#16: First of all, Lincoln never freed anyone. Read his proclamation carefully and you will see it would be like Trudeau freeing the people of Peru. He specifically excluded any slaves in the states still in the Union. Secondly, he was on record of wanting to send the 13% back to their home continent.
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No. 7......WTF? This is how genocide gets down a notch to removing vermin. Wasn't much of a step. Stack'em.
ReplyDeleteLighten up, Francis.
DeleteIt's a joke, and needless to say boyfriend didn't get any that night.
-lg
My ex was getting an exam from a new female doctor and I was in the room with her. My ex had stripped her top off and the doctor mentioned something about 'Your husband here can help by doing.....' and I grinned and said, "I'm not her husband," then my ex popped off with, "Yeah, I just met this guy in the parking garage."
DeleteI thought the doctor was going to piss her pants.
#1 - The limp wrist libtard will see that one and scream hysterically "Racist!!!"
ReplyDeleteAnd you know what? The truth is sometimes hard to swallow for some suckers.
# 4 Now you tell me
ReplyDelete# 5 Being on Medicare is exactly like that
# 10 I've been that drunk before
# 18 I like that
# 20 8 years of retarded W, 8 years of the half black POS and 4 years of the senile dumbass.. If we could survive that shit we can do it during the schumer shutdown no problem.
JD
#4 - Why can't both be true?
ReplyDeleteBecause sometimes you need something with a little more heft...
Deletelike a baseball.
-lg
C’mon that’s what billiard balls are for.
Delete#4 ... Dunno about stress balls, but those damned fidget clickers or whatever the hell they are called make me want to thrash a M-F.
ReplyDelete#16 ... I'd love to have Lincoln's take on how things worked out for the country since his reign. Is he facepalming in the great beyond? Or would he say, "I tried to warn you."
ReplyDeleteI've frequently heard/read that Lincoln's plan was to ship all, or most, of the former slaves to Liberia, or at least get them out of America. If Booth had missed that night, or not even gone to the theater, perhaps he would have succeeded in that plan.
DeleteMeanwhile, in Africa, it was "TOUCH BLACK, NO BACK!"
Delete#16: First of all, Lincoln never freed anyone. Read his proclamation carefully and you will see it would be like Trudeau freeing the people of Peru. He specifically excluded any slaves in the states still in the Union. Secondly, he was on record of wanting to send the 13% back to their home continent.
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