‘Arabic’ numerals are from India, via the Levant. Islam would conquer countries more advanced than them, eat its intellectual capital, and be ‘starving’ a generation later.
#17 ... WTF did John Lennon ever see in that bitch? Ugly as sin, inside and out. Manipulative, conniving, talentless, with a shapeless, awful body. There's just no accounting for taste, I suppose.
There is an old Hustler cartoon that refers to such occasions as "...pussy lined with mink". She must have had that attribute, or some other trick that worked with his British sense of propriety.
# 1 Yes I voted for this # 4 Same can be said about the little hat people # 15 The load limit on that boom is not going to handle that fat ass POS # 20 Yeah funny how that happens JD
There are 15-16 million jews in the world and yet 20% of Nobel Prize winners were Jewish. I think the Jewish community has contributed to humanity quite a bit.
Netanyahu and his cabal on the other hand have done nothing for humanity
My recent psycho ex wife told me I couldn't just cut people out of my life and yet here I sit by myself in my beautiful home in peace and quiet. Bought her out of her share in the house equity and sent her on her way. I didn't even have to refinance because the mortgage was just me. A settlement, no alimony, no child support.
"Cheaper to rent" isn't just a saying either. Getting married and then divorced is EXPENSIVE AS FUCK. Pun intended. Meaning it'd be cheaper to hire prostitutes every weekend for a couple years than get married for a couple years.
(I recommend neither of these - long term monogamous relationships have been consistently proven to result in happier people. So it's cheaper *and* happier to get married and stay married. I'll just say that works better if you're interview process isn't screwed over by hormonal urges... So don't sleep with her or become attached until you've already gotten engaged. Ideally. *shrugs*)
John G. Concur. I consider myself a victim of my own urges. They overwhelmed the very obvious fact that she was a deeply disturbed person. I gotta own up to my part of it or it will just happen again.
Here in Oz, if you live with someone as a couple for more than six months, they become entitled to claim the status of "married" (de facto instead of de jure) when you separate, and thus get half (or more) of everything.
A friend of mine has a perfectly charming, gorgeous, Asian, live-in girlfriend that he sends (all expenses paid!) to visit her parents in Vietnam every five months. I don't think she knows why, yet.
#4 - So true. But there's Marjorie Hitler Greene worming her way into every no-name podcast she can find, screeching about how Israel is the biggest problem in DC, whining about pictures of Gaza children like she's the second coming of Sally Struthers. Hey bitch, wake up and smell the Islam, will ya?
MTG is the only one in congress that doesn't have her head up her own ass. She is the only one pointing out that we are footing the bill for Israel's wars while we can't afford healthcare for our vets. She is also accepting the reality that health insurance premiums will go up as a consequence of republican actions. She recognizes that prices have not come down.
Seems like MTG lives in the real world. Seems like every other member of congress is living on a different planet
#4 Well, Pete Hegseth just authorized Qatar to build a base in Iowa and DJT has given Qatar Nato level security guarantees. So if Israel or Iran bomb Qatar there will be Americans protecting them. So you better get used to the idea of islam having a lot of influence in America going forward.
Uh, nope. The military is setting up a Qatari air force training facility at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho. It's still a U.S. base. They're just sectioning off a classroom and a runway. No different than Any. Other. Time. that our government has trained foreign nationals during many past administrations (both r and d). -lg
Their biggest contribution was the condom. The early ones were made from a goat intestine. Several centuries later the British refined the design by removing it from the goat and sealing the end.
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#1 yes yes yes:) and happy happy happy
ReplyDelete#4 - Well they did give us Arabic numbers, which were a big improvement over Roman numerals, but yeah, lately . . . not so much.
ReplyDelete‘Arabic’ numerals are from India, via the Levant. Islam would conquer countries more advanced than them, eat its intellectual capital, and be ‘starving’ a generation later.
DeleteThat was before islam
DeleteArabic is derived from Aramaic which in turn is derived from Hebrew.
DeleteI'm English and No 1 makes me happy too.
ReplyDeleteGood set today.
Love 'em. Another great batch. Thanks.
ReplyDelete#17 ... WTF did John Lennon ever see in that bitch? Ugly as sin, inside and out. Manipulative, conniving, talentless, with a shapeless, awful body. There's just no accounting for taste, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteGreat blow jobs....
DeleteThere is an old Hustler cartoon that refers to such occasions as "...pussy lined with mink". She must have had that attribute, or some other trick that worked with his British sense of propriety.
DeleteBecause she was packing the same package as big Mike Obama
DeleteDidn't she let him bang other hot Asian broads?
DeleteYour comment seems to suggest SHE was hot. Just sayin...
DeleteYou forget he's british, and if you've seen the kind of things brits eat, you wouldn't be surprised.
Delete-lg
THAT RIGHT THERE^^^^^^
DeleteMore truth to world history of the last 300yrs.
#6 and 7 are spot on, especially #7!
ReplyDelete# 1 Yes I voted for this
ReplyDelete# 4 Same can be said about the little hat people
# 15 The load limit on that boom is not going to handle that fat ass POS
# 20 Yeah funny how that happens
JD
There are 15-16 million jews in the world and yet 20% of Nobel Prize winners were Jewish. I think the Jewish community has contributed to humanity quite a bit.
DeleteNetanyahu and his cabal on the other hand have done nothing for humanity
Sure, sure and they gave odumbass a prize for getting elected... Those "prizes" are scams
DeleteJD
Hold up now, JD. Al Gore got one and everybody knows how much he's contributed to the world.
DeleteYou're right Kenny, he helped create the money stealing scam of climate change... Seems like 90% of the winners of that "prize" are scam artists
DeleteJD
My recent psycho ex wife told me I couldn't just cut people out of my life and yet here I sit by myself in my beautiful home in peace and quiet. Bought her out of her share in the house equity and sent her on her way. I didn't even have to refinance because the mortgage was just me.
ReplyDeleteA settlement, no alimony, no child support.
You made good, Mikey, but not many men do. 'Cheaper to keep her' is not just a clever rhyme.
Delete"Cheaper to rent" isn't just a saying either. Getting married and then divorced is EXPENSIVE AS FUCK. Pun intended. Meaning it'd be cheaper to hire prostitutes every weekend for a couple years than get married for a couple years.
Delete(I recommend neither of these - long term monogamous relationships have been consistently proven to result in happier people. So it's cheaper *and* happier to get married and stay married. I'll just say that works better if you're interview process isn't screwed over by hormonal urges... So don't sleep with her or become attached until you've already gotten engaged. Ideally. *shrugs*)
John G.
John G. Concur. I consider myself a victim of my own urges. They overwhelmed the very obvious fact that she was a deeply disturbed person. I gotta own up to my part of it or it will just happen again.
DeleteHere in Oz, if you live with someone as a couple for more than six months, they become entitled to claim the status of "married" (de facto instead of de jure) when you separate, and thus get half (or more) of everything.
DeleteA friend of mine has a perfectly charming, gorgeous, Asian, live-in girlfriend that he sends (all expenses paid!) to visit her parents in Vietnam every five months.
I don't think she knows why, yet.
#4 - So true. But there's Marjorie Hitler Greene worming her way into every no-name podcast she can find, screeching about how Israel is the biggest problem in DC, whining about pictures of Gaza children like she's the second coming of Sally Struthers. Hey bitch, wake up and smell the Islam, will ya?
ReplyDeleteWhat the F are you on about?
DeleteMTG is the only one in congress that doesn't have her head up her own ass. She is the only one pointing out that we are footing the bill for Israel's wars while we can't afford healthcare for our vets. She is also accepting the reality that health insurance premiums will go up as a consequence of republican actions. She recognizes that prices have not come down.
DeleteSeems like MTG lives in the real world. Seems like every other member of congress is living on a different planet
Guys you can't talk logically to the apologists of the tribe, their eyes are closed and brains are in neutral
DeleteJD
#19 September to April, every damn year. Ford, Chevy, Kia, Toyota. It doesn't matter.
ReplyDelete15) "We're gonna need a bigger crane!"
ReplyDelete-Ed in Wa-
#19: Now THAT is engineering.
ReplyDelete#4 Well, Pete Hegseth just authorized Qatar to build a base in Iowa and DJT has given Qatar Nato level security guarantees. So if Israel or Iran bomb Qatar there will be Americans protecting them. So you better get used to the idea of islam having a lot of influence in America going forward.
ReplyDeleteUh, nope.
DeleteThe military is setting up a Qatari air force training facility at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho.
It's still a U.S. base. They're just sectioning off a classroom and a runway. No different than Any. Other. Time. that our government has trained foreign nationals during many past administrations (both r and d).
-lg
#4 They did invent refined sugar, so there’s that.
ReplyDeleteTheir biggest contribution was the condom. The early ones were made from a goat intestine. Several centuries later the British refined the design by removing it from the goat and sealing the end.
Deleteoi
ReplyDelete#13 That Finkelstein Shit Kid! (Opening scene from "Up in Smoke", Chong's Dad cussing him out).
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