Wednesday, October 08, 2025
When you're that fucking lonely...
Minutes after vandalizing 17 cars in a Missouri college parking lot, a 19-year-old sophomore had a lengthy ChatGPT conversation during which he confessed to the crime, asked about the possibility of getting caught, and wondered, “is there any way they could know it was me,” according to a police probable cause statement.
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My psychiatrist alter ego says his self-esteem is ebbing very low due to parental & peer rejection; therefore this escapade is evidence he's reaching out for much needed attention and acceptance in the community. Unfortunately, since he's a lily-white cracker he'll spend a 5 spot in the state pen getting daily prostate massage therapy from 300 lb black daddies that will further his antisocial behavior through out his lifetime.
ReplyDeleteThis is a weird story.
ReplyDeleteBut cell phone data location is a wild card, towers cover an area and cannot pinpoint your specific location. Saying that if you have GPS running or lock into a particular wifi at the location then shit is going downhill for you.... Moral of the story is don't be a dumbass and if you do demand a warrant and attorney at the very beginning of any encounters with the po po
Oh and don't do crime
JD
A White kid busting up cars and wilding in a campus parking lot at 3 am. Isn't that technically cultural appropriation? Next thing you know, he'll be trashing a Burger King over cold fries.
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