A Florida woman is accused of asking a police officer what bond she would be placed under for hitting another woman — and then immediately doing so, authorities say.
I heard a cop tell the story where the driver led him on a high speed chase. One he had a decent lead, he pulled over, got out his car, and put his hands behind his back to be cuffed. The driver had the cash to pay the fine in his front shirt pocket, and bragged about it to the cop. So the cop added "resisting arrest" to the list of charges, just to keep the driver in jail over night.
I had a biker friend who had assaulted someone and went to trial. The judge fined him $250. Teddy asked the judge if he gave him another $250 could he hit the victim again. Judge fined him $250 for contempt of court. BTW Teddy gave me $500 to keep in case he needed bail money after that. My wife found it in our freezer and did not think it was funny. Some women, eh?
True story: Dog Clymer, a friend of mine, was in court and called the judge a motherfucker. Judge told Dog he was in contempt of court and fined him a hundred bucks. Dog reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of money, then said "Here's your hundred bucks Judge, plus another hundred because you're STILL a motherfucker!" Dog got 30 days out of that one.
My big mouth got me 90 days contempt for a 20 day offense plus a $ 300 fine... Sometimes you just have to speak your mind and let the cards fall where they will JD
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If she can use her SNAP benefits she might go for a full body beat down.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a story: https://lifeisaroad.com/blog/2002/05/02/wrenching/
ReplyDeleteThat thing is 63? I reckon that's what a hard life of not working does for you.
ReplyDeleteI've been tempted a few times to pretty much do the same
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I heard a cop tell the story where the driver led him on a high speed chase. One he had a decent lead, he pulled over, got out his car, and put his hands behind his back to be cuffed. The driver had the cash to pay the fine in his front shirt pocket, and bragged about it to the cop. So the cop added "resisting arrest" to the list of charges, just to keep the driver in jail over night.
ReplyDeleteIf there's midget wrestling, then why can't we have geriatric boxing?
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I had a biker friend who had assaulted someone and went to trial. The judge fined him $250. Teddy asked the judge if he gave him another $250 could he hit the victim again. Judge fined him $250 for contempt of court. BTW Teddy gave me $500 to keep in case he needed bail money after that. My wife found it in our freezer and did not think it was funny. Some women, eh?
ReplyDeleteTrue story: Dog Clymer, a friend of mine, was in court and called the judge a motherfucker. Judge told Dog he was in contempt of court and fined him a hundred bucks. Dog reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of money, then said "Here's your hundred bucks Judge, plus another hundred because you're STILL a motherfucker!"
DeleteDog got 30 days out of that one.
My big mouth got me 90 days contempt for a 20 day offense plus a $ 300 fine... Sometimes you just have to speak your mind and let the cards fall where they will
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ReplyDeleteWoulda been priceless if she checked her purse, first, then clocked the bee-atch.
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