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Wednesday, October 29, 2025

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  1. #20: Rapunzel lets her hair down and the prince climbs it to rescue her... HOW?... Even if he lowered Rapunzel down, dangling from her own hair, how does the PRINCE get down???

    IT'S A TRAP!!!!

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    1. Tie Rapunzel's hair to a crossbeam in the ceiling before you drop her (or lower her) out the window, then you can climb down.
      -lg

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    2. 1. Her hair is long enough, loop it over the curtain rod (or better yet, something actually strong enough) and lower both of you down at once. On the ground, pull it all over and down.
      2. Just tie it off, and give her a haircut when you're both on the ground.
      3-?. ????
      ?. Profit!

      There! Totally over answered a silly question about a silly meme. Incedentally, have a comedy sketch about rapunzel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2MBl4TsY_I

      John G.

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    3. He calls Bavarian Sunbelt Rentals and rents a scissor lift. Hand them his Platinum Medieval Express Card. Then texts Enterprise Equine Rentals and takes her home to his Cannes beachfront castle. Orders dinner & drinks from MeadHub.

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    4. You don't climb up, you use the hair to pull her down.
      tominor

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    5. You climb up via the hair... then show her how to open the door leading out

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  2. #8 ... If 'Sad Trombone' was a person.
    #11 ... Yeah, Truman had 'toast' that day.
    #15 ... I find nothing at all wrong with this.
    #17 ... It's only crazy if he forgot to wipe off the bandsaw blade afterward.
    #18 ... With sufficient recoil, that eye's gonna stay shut, too.

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  3. More winners. Thank you, Kenny!

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  4. #5- They forgot to mention that child support is still taken out of your check every week, even if the ex screws with the visitation.

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  5. #15 - bought both of my girls 20 year old cars (thats what they asked for) and am using them to teach proper maintenance and repair.

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  6. # 18 I think they close both eyes because seeing most of their choices you know they weren't aiming for much.. then again you have to look at the woman as well...
    JD

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    1. Yeah, women I've been with obviously didn't set their sights too high.

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    2. Fixed sights vs. Adjustable

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    3. I've actually been to a shooting range with a person who did something like that. Right-handed but left-eyed and less than perfect vision too.

      Shot surprisingly well even if it looked weird.

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    4. I'm right handed and left eye dominant, so I shoot right handed and use my left eye. I don't have any complaints about my accuracy.

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  7. 10) Would you buy a Lesbaru from this Feckless Commie??

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  8. actual antifa hate it when you ask what the organization was doing from 1939 to 1941.

    for that matter, most russians dislike the question too.

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  9. #11: Looks up, "Oh, prane just dlop somting!"
    - WDS

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  10. 16: It was self inflicted, actually, in both cases.

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