We’ve covered plenty of stories about people who get arrested again while on parole, but Gilberto “Big O” Valensuela might have set a new speed record.
Industrious parolee isn't he? Didn't even take the weekend off before going back to work. Maybe this time they'll teach him how to apply for a job while he's locked up.
Sounds like the amigo needs to have his compulsive, obsessive disorder treated. The most effective way to treat it is a combination of high voltage electro-shock therapy & a deep Lobotomization
Can't even break a window with a pipe without cutting himself? Sounds like he is more a danger to himself than anyone else. But yeah, let's "review" that parole status, shall we?
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Big O can also translate as a zero.
ReplyDeleteMy son is a cop, trust me, he won't be surprised
ReplyDeleteIndustrious parolee isn't he? Didn't even take the weekend off before going back to work. Maybe this time they'll teach him how to apply for a job while he's locked up.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the amigo needs to have his compulsive, obsessive disorder treated. The most effective way to treat it is a combination of high voltage electro-shock therapy & a deep Lobotomization
ReplyDeleteRead to the bottom for the funny part.
ReplyDeleteThey are reviewing his parole status....
Not revoking. Reviewing.
Can't even break a window with a pipe without cutting himself? Sounds like he is more a danger to himself than anyone else. But yeah, let's "review" that parole status, shall we?
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I'm sure this is just an accident...
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