Pages


Friday, November 14, 2025

"Dat mine"

Prosecutors say a North Side man murdered a long-time acquaintance in a Rogers Park alley, then returned to the crime scene while cops were still there to recover a phone he left behind. Valgas Etheard, who allegedly brought clothing bearing gunshot residue and the victim’s blood with him on his phone quest, was ordered detained by Judge John Hock on a count of first-degree murder.

3 comments:

  1. But did he get his phone back?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Wait a minute.....He's black; how did he not get off on bond?

    ReplyDelete
  3. Now, how could I have possibly guessed that the perp was a spade from Chicago?

    ReplyDelete

All comments are moderated due to spam, drunks and trolls. Keep 'em civil, coherent, short, and on topic.
Posted comments are the opinions of the commenters, not the site administrator.