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Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Funny, he doesn't look like a dipper

A Florida Man who apparently mistook a 7-Eleven toilet for a Ritz-Carlton bathroom was arrested yesterday for striking a female clerk in the face with a wad of his chewing tobacco due to the convenience store’s “lack of toilet paper,” cops charge.
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6 comments:

  1. Entitled POS that is badly in need of a serious ass whipping.

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  2. The varied rap sheet is one of the signs of a fine, upstanding, citizen.

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  3. Seriously with the diseases running around his actions should be considered a lethal threat and blowing his ass away is justified self-defense..
    JD

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    1. Didn't Larry the Cable Guy warn us about the dangers of second hand chew?

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  4. "Albert’s rap sheet includes convictions for passing bad checks; marijuana possession; theft; driving with a revoked license; and careless driving."

    So what's one more bad habit?
    -lg

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  5. Are we quite sure that was a plug of terbacky he pulled out of his maw? Just looking at his mugshot I would not rush to judgment on that.

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