A Florida Man who apparently mistook a 7-Eleven toilet for a Ritz-Carlton bathroom was arrested yesterday for striking a female clerk in the face with a wad of his chewing tobacco due to the convenience store’s “lack of toilet paper,” cops charge.
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Entitled POS that is badly in need of a serious ass whipping.
ReplyDeleteThe varied rap sheet is one of the signs of a fine, upstanding, citizen.
ReplyDeleteSeriously with the diseases running around his actions should be considered a lethal threat and blowing his ass away is justified self-defense..
ReplyDeleteJD
Didn't Larry the Cable Guy warn us about the dangers of second hand chew?
DeleteHmmm, not sure but I can see him doing it..
DeleteA Ron White skit on it would be good to
JD
"Albert’s rap sheet includes convictions for passing bad checks; marijuana possession; theft; driving with a revoked license; and careless driving."
ReplyDeleteSo what's one more bad habit?
-lg
Are we quite sure that was a plug of terbacky he pulled out of his maw? Just looking at his mugshot I would not rush to judgment on that.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it wasn't chew. No shitpaper, did he lick his fingers clean?
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't the 7/11 owner Kamish Patel come to the defense of the $2 an hour Latina clerk and intercede by slapping a deadly evil eye shraap on the oral nicotine assailant.
ReplyDeleteThere's a idiot that should have been shot.
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