#15 - Everyone knows they'll start biting in front of a storm. It's so tempting to stay out there. This is why Bass Fishing is a sport. My rule is that it's not a sport unless you can get killed doing it.
There ain't nothing like holding on to a graphite baitcasting rod with a thunderstorm moving in because the bite is just too damned hot to sit the storm out.
"Agent Smith; Fraud Division. How can I help you?"
-click- -dialtone-
Never once did a marketer have the balls to continue.
And there was the morning some asshat started wardialing the phones in the Network Ops Center. For ther telephone company: "Look, you know wardialing business numbers is illegal, right? And the fine is 1500 bucks a call?
"And, frankly, this is the phone company. We automatically have Call Detail Records for each of your calls. We who you are, and where you are."
'Had a guy at work who got a call from a telemarketer while we were talking to him. The marketer was offering loans. My coworker said, on speaker, "Really? $8K approved right over the phone??? That's good because I did your mom last night and she was EXPENSIVE!"
A buddy of mine were fishing in his bass boat, we watch this NASTY storm rolling toward us. He asked, you ready to pack it in? I said he'll NO they'll be hitting shortly, he agreed. So, with all the lightning and blinding rain this Karen runs out of her house stands right beside a 30 ft pine tree telling us we're stupid.
#11 ... It was bad enough that Subway hired a formerly 500 pound pedo for a spokesweasel. Now they have to deal with the fallout from Zohran Mamdani claiming that his mythical auntie was afraid to step into a Subway for a ham sandwich in her hijab after 9/11.
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#15 - Everyone knows they'll start biting in front of a storm. It's so tempting to stay out there. This is why Bass Fishing is a sport. My rule is that it's not a sport unless you can get killed doing it.
ReplyDeleteThere ain't nothing like holding on to a graphite baitcasting rod with a thunderstorm moving in because the bite is just too damned hot to sit the storm out.
DeleteMy rule for a sport is if everybody playing it isn't a millionaire it's just a hobby.
Delete"The only sports are automobile racing and rock climbing. Everything else is a game." -
DeleteErnest Hemingway
#5 - My goto for telemarketers used to be:
ReplyDelete"Agent Smith; Fraud Division. How can I help you?"
-click- -dialtone-
Never once did a marketer have the balls to continue.
And there was the morning some asshat started wardialing the phones in the Network Ops Center. For ther telephone company:
"Look, you know wardialing business numbers is illegal, right? And the fine is 1500 bucks a call?
"And, frankly, this is the phone company. We automatically have Call Detail Records for each of your calls. We who you are, and where you are."
Calls stopped.
I'd say, "I charge $25 to accept unsolicited sales calls, how would you like to make payment?"
Delete'Had a guy at work who got a call from a telemarketer while we were talking to him. The marketer was offering loans. My coworker said, on speaker, "Really? $8K approved right over the phone??? That's good because I did your mom last night and she was EXPENSIVE!"
Delete#16 Kenny, you know mussies don't like cartoons about their faith. There gonna go all Allahu akbar! in your shit. But it is funny!
ReplyDeleteStop. You're scaring me.
DeleteI laughed at 16. Who gives a sht what those twisted bastardos think. Deport ALL of em.
DeleteSpelled Nadir wrong, Adolph the Spelling Nutzi
ReplyDeleteThe meme is calling a tornado a nader, kinds like called a tomato a mater. It's not a reference to the lowest point.
DeleteA buddy of mine were fishing in his bass boat, we watch this NASTY storm rolling toward us. He asked, you ready to pack it in? I said he'll NO they'll be hitting shortly, he agreed. So, with all the lightning and blinding rain this Karen runs out of her house stands right beside a 30 ft pine tree telling us we're stupid.
ReplyDelete#10 Trump should have been wearing that on a t-shirt when the pres of south africa visited.
ReplyDelete#3. Seriously, how many Obama action figure manufacturers does the world need?
ReplyDelete#11 ... It was bad enough that Subway hired a formerly 500 pound pedo for a spokesweasel. Now they have to deal with the fallout from Zohran Mamdani claiming that his mythical auntie was afraid to step into a Subway for a ham sandwich in her hijab after 9/11.
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaa. Good one.
DeleteDang I just answer spam calls with "Welcome to Fred and Ted in the morning you're caller 10" or hello potential spam
ReplyDelete