#5 ... don't see why the guy is skeeved out. I'd call that a blessing.
Reminds me of when I was living off campus in a multi-national house. A hot Russian girl housemate and I got a rescue cat. The cat slept with her every night. She wore a perfume called Jessica McClintock, a highly feminine scent once described as an H bomb in the war of the sexes. Guys would come visit, and I'd have them smell the cat. This seemed pretty weird to them, but after a few bong hits they'd give it a try. Invariably, their response was "this cat smells like tits. Can I keep him? "
I've got friends in California that owned a small business. Next to the cash register was a big sign that read "NO TIT MONEY. Your bra is not a wallet".
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#5 ... don't see why the guy is skeeved out. I'd call that a blessing.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of when I was living off campus in a multi-national house. A hot Russian girl housemate and I got a rescue cat. The cat slept with her every night. She wore a perfume called Jessica McClintock, a highly feminine scent once described as an H bomb in the war of the sexes. Guys would come visit, and I'd have them smell the cat. This seemed pretty weird to them, but after a few bong hits they'd give it a try. Invariably, their response was "this cat smells like tits. Can I keep him? "
I've got friends in California that owned a small business. Next to the cash register was a big sign that read "NO TIT MONEY. Your bra is not a wallet".
DeleteThe Dollar General store down the road has a sign on the door stating no bra or sock money.
DeleteMust have #19!!
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# 19 I have thoughts but I'm going to try and pretend I didn't see that
ReplyDeleteJD
Yeah, I'm a little worried about Todd.
Delete#8 It is like shrimp tacos without the vein removed.
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