My daughter did something like that similar. I was at sporting good store in fishing aisle, Knowing she liked colorful items, I stayed back from merchandise. Well, she reached over and almost fell - I grabbed her leg and pulled her back. She sat down and was quiet for a change. Close one !
#5. Score on for Dad. Reminds me of my Dad, chasing my dumbass little brother, who thought it was a good idea to step into the river we were at. That fucker was SWIFT, and I had no idea Dad could do a 8 sec 100yd dash over some really rough terrain. Did brother learn from it? Hell no. High IQ, coupled with NO COMMON SENSE.
San Diego. Mexican nationals hitting the free "curb alerts" from Craigslist. They haul it back to Tijuana. It's a lucrative career for many. I moved away 11 years ago. I haven't seen any Tennessee redneck shit come anywhere near Mexican "abilities".
#5 ... I think every Dad has a couple of those Hail Mary catches on his resume. Funny, though, I've yet to see one where it was Mom who hit the deck to save the tot.
#6 - in about fifteen years there will be an interruption in SNAP benefits and that kid will be on camera telling a credulous journalist about how the unbearable experience
The technique was invented by Bob Ross. He figured out how to use custom-shaped brushes dipped in two or more colors of paint, to depict things like leaves and trees and grass with one stroke. It takes practice to learn the whole system, and that painter's no slouch, but the real genius was Bob Ross. tominor
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#5 - On the one hand: Good catch! Nicely done, dad!
ReplyDeleteOn the other: If it doesn't hurt, she won't learn, you know.
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My daughter did something like that similar. I was at sporting good store in fishing aisle, Knowing she liked colorful items, I stayed back from merchandise. Well, she reached over and almost fell - I grabbed her leg and pulled her back. She sat down and was quiet for a change. Close one !
Delete#5. Score on for Dad. Reminds me of my Dad, chasing my dumbass little brother, who thought it was a good idea to step into the river we were at. That fucker was SWIFT, and I had no idea Dad could do a 8 sec 100yd dash over some really rough terrain. Did brother learn from it? Hell no. High IQ, coupled with NO COMMON SENSE.
ReplyDelete"High IQ, coupled with NO COMMON SENSE"
DeleteWorst possible combination.
I refer to that as "Book Smart, Life Stupid"
Delete#5 The child has practiced that before. She would have stuck the landing.
ReplyDelete#7
ReplyDeleteThe wife packing the “Bare essentials “ for an overnight trip.
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San Diego. Mexican nationals hitting the free "curb alerts" from Craigslist. They haul it back to Tijuana. It's a lucrative career for many.
DeleteI moved away 11 years ago. I haven't seen any Tennessee redneck shit come anywhere near Mexican "abilities".
# 1 Winding up his Tasmanian Devil
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# 7 Definitely an engineering feat
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#7. Home made RV camper.
ReplyDeletemobile meth lab
Delete#2: New York City, looking for her husband.
ReplyDelete#5 ... I think every Dad has a couple of those Hail Mary catches on his resume. Funny, though, I've yet to see one where it was Mom who hit the deck to save the tot.
ReplyDeleteProbably because mom was watching tot and prevented it in the first place...
Delete#7 ... I sure hope he was prudent enough to snap the straps and proclaim, "That ain't goin' nowhere." Tradition must be observed.
ReplyDeleteMG
I only saw a bungee on the corner of the tarp. I'm sure it'll be fine.
DeleteThar might be an F-150.
#6 - That must be the fat kid at the candy store we've all heard about.
ReplyDeleteI’m not sure Whats going on in #6 but it seems that fat kid needs his ass kicked
ReplyDeleteNah. He's seen that trick before and knew the buy was going to snatch it away.
Delete#6 - in about fifteen years there will be an interruption in SNAP benefits and that kid will be on camera telling a credulous journalist about how the unbearable experience
ReplyDeletemad, crazy skills.
ReplyDeleteThe technique was invented by Bob Ross. He figured out how to use custom-shaped brushes dipped in two or more colors of paint, to depict things like leaves and trees and grass with one stroke. It takes practice to learn the whole system, and that painter's no slouch, but the real genius was Bob Ross.
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...#4
ReplyDeleteI can't even draw a stick figure.
Delete#7: Geez, I thought I was pretty good at packing a truck. Turns out I'm just a piker.
ReplyDelete#6 knows the game and has *no interest* in being the cone dealer's entertainment/unpaid advertising aid. Heh.
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