Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Bro got smurfed

A man was left mortified after being rushed to hospital having turned blue from head to toe — only to discover it was dye from his bedsheets.

Inspirations

"The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are." AGIS II 427 B.C.

"No, no, I've got 'em right where I want 'em - surrounded from the inside." -- Mad Dog Shriver when told to break up his recon team and evade, that he was about to be overrun by North Vietnamese Regulars.

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

"The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson

"The world don't owe you a living, Boy." - Pops

Knuckledraggin My Life Away

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Friday, March 20, 2026

Bro got smurfed