Knuckledraggin My Life Away
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Friday, March 06, 2026
Yeah well, you gave it your best shot
Chicago police say an intoxicated man fell asleep behind the wheel of a running SUV in Pilsen, then tried to hand an officer $400 in cash to avoid a DUI arrest, saying he “gotta get the f*** up outta here.”
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