Friday, April 24, 2026
All righty, then
People should remember that it’s easy for the authorities to check whether or not someone stole your genitals. Police in Zanzibar have arrested 10 people in connection with a wave of mass panic over false claims that strangers were stealing men’s genitals through touch, a phenomenon that sparked mob violence and attacks on innocent bystanders. The Regional Police Commander said the arrests were made between April 4th and 9th after a series of incidents in which men alleged their genitals had mysteriously disappeared after being touched by strangers in public places, including on commuter buses and at a market.
