Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Your Weekly Florida Report

Friday, July 17, 2026

Your Weekly Florida Report

Angered about her girlfriend “not wanting to be sexual this morning,” a Florida Woman allegedly strangled the victim and performed a WWE-style chokeslam before grabbing a pair of scissors and chasing her partner out of their home, police report.

Inspirations

"The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are." AGIS II 427 B.C.

"No, no, I've got 'em right where I want 'em - surrounded from the inside." -- Mad Dog Shriver when told to break up his recon team and evade, that he was about to be overrun by North Vietnamese Regulars.

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

"The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson

"The world don't owe you a living, Boy." - Pops

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Friday, July 17, 2026

Your Weekly Florida Report