Knuckledraggin My Life Away

This is in my best 4 year old, whiny voice... ahem... "my pussy hurts!" There, I feel better now. I'm going back to bed now.....

Just got an email from Jim. He's been having some health issues (won't go in to detail here) but wishes everybody his best. If anyb...

Stephen Clark Harold Hurtt, a former police chief in Houston and Phoenix, has been hired as the director for the U.S. Immigration and Cust...

This doesn't mean we're dating, just thought you needed some ideas for next Valentines' Day if ya ever find th...

Everybody knows that you're supposed to carry an older Single Action revolver with the hammer down on an empty chamber to prevent an acc...

To those who are asking about Tattoo Jim: I don't know where in the fuck he's at. He does drop out of sight occasionally, ya know. ...

CharlieGodammit's new favorite hangout. It looks like he just ate an Evil Cat, huh?

-Woody

It's true, I have coyotes on my brain.

OIL SPILL CAPPED! BP has announces that they have successfully capped the oil well with a wedding ring. It immediately quit putting out. ...

All right, I thought of some shit to keep y'all safe. You may be worrying your ass off after I put ideas into your head but if you liste...

-Yolo

So what in the fuck do you expect wh en you give a soldier a job to do and then put restrictions on how to it and won't give him the t...

Why is it that every dog that's ever owned me instinctively knows what  "Get the fuck out of my way" means?

As I'm munching on a bowl of fresh jalapenos I gotta wonder: Why do I sit here with my mouth on fire every night and my ass on fire eve...

I heard a tapping on my doorpost earlier tonight which was kinda sorta unusual seeing as I generally discourage company and everybody I know...

I see a lot of electronic calls for sale and I gotta tell you, I consider them to be cheating. Half if not most of the fun about coyote(pron...

EAST PROVIDENCE, R.I. – A Rhode Island boy whose school banned a hat he made because the toy soldiers on it carried tiny guns was awarded a ...

Hey, I've been seeing some things on the web about boycotting BP because of the spill. Don't do that. Please. Before you say ...