Sunday, April 05, 2009

Either that or kill him

Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet, shocked at such an unusual request, asked "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."

2 comments:

YOLO said...

i wish someone would cut off MY mother-in-laws' tail, hacksaw off those horns too!

wirecutter said...

Might as well pull her teeth and cut her claws while they're at it, Yolo.