Saturday, May 30, 2009

Groan......

A young Okie girl was getting married and her mother said "I'd better have a talk with you before your wedding night."
"Yeah ma, what do you want to talk about?" the girl asks.
"Well, on the night you get married, your husband is gonna want to put his most prized possession where you pee" the mother says.
The daughter replies "Why in the fuck would he want to put his hound dog in the sink...?"