Sunday, May 10, 2009

Surprise, surprise, surprise!!!

Bubba was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."
That same day Bubba went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife who is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband.
As the two begin they find themselves in the ‘69′ position. Bubba, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol. The next day, he went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, “How did it go?”
Bubba says “Not that well…when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit my dick, and the mailman came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air."

1 comment:

Tattoo Jim said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... starter pistol... that's too fuckin' funny!!!!