Thursday, July 23, 2009

Yolo, Yolo, Yolo......

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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
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Went to my first Muslim birthday party last week. The musical chairs were a bit slow, but man, pass the parcel was quick!!!
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime........and crime is for black people.
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan guy standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul......... won't it start?"