Thursday, July 23, 2009

Yolo, Yolo, Yolo......

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
Went to my first Muslim birthday party last week. The musical chairs were a bit slow, but man, pass the parcel was quick!!!
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime........and crime is for black people.
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan guy standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul......... won't it start?"

1 comment:

Tattoo Jim said...

Now they put a smile on my face! They were better than my drugs today! Thanks Yolo and Ken!