Saturday, December 12, 2009

Granddaddy remembers.....


"When I was a boy, Momma would send me down to da corner store wit' a dolla,and I'd come back wit' fie pounds o' potatuhs, two loafs o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' a haff dozen eggs. Yeh can't do dat nowadays . . .
too many damm security cameras."

Friday, December 11, 2009

I'm cold, Pa

Hey, what's an Okie use for a mobile weather station?
His daughter's nipples........