Sunday, January 03, 2010

And fuck you twice, Asshole!

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"
The man shouts back:
"I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

Rock on, Yolo!!!!

1 comment:

Tattoo Jim said...

I'll say it again... YOLO, you be awesome!!!!!!!