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Sunday, January 03, 2010

Oh God, YOLO.....

"Hi Mom, How are you?"
"Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at Bunning's Hardware."
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"
"What happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."
"What on earth ... why did you do that?"
"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

2 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOLO... you be awesome!!!!!!

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  2. why thank you Jim xx
    everytime Ken posts stuff from me, i hear this strange WHOOOOOSHHHH
    sound, like a large vacumn sucking me down to HELL!!!! LOOOL

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